Mouthwash Master Gifts

Mouthwash.

Face painting.

'Still not ready to talk? Ok dip him again.'

'I'll have you know sir, that we used the finest columbian coffee beans in that dishwater.'

'So, what do you think of my first attempt at making homemade beer?'

"What makes you think I'm dripping it on my shirt?"

"It's a new countertop draft system for craft beer!"

Beer Stall

'Ok..Ok...I'm putting the lawnmower back in the shed!'

"Breathe in and reimagine yourself in a world where you lived a healthy lifestyle."

'At least he isn't into drugs.'

Janey then realized that babysitting isn't easy...

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

Joyce could certainly handle her drink!

Bottle Distillery

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

"I bet you can't name one person who makes a better lengua casserole than me!"

'It may not be your feng shui, but it's my feng shui.'

Car wash / Mouth wash

'This is my natural habitat.'

'Happy now?'

"That's us stocked up for the Wimbledon final then..."

'Hey! Make sure those boots are muddy before you set foot in here,mister! Took me all morning to get this place filthy!'

My dad makes his own beer.

'Doesn't seem right somehow-REAL ale in PLASTIC glasses!'

Joe's Bar - Two Kegs Any Style $49.95

Ernie is a master brewer! He's highly skilled in every phase of the beer-making process! Business is booming at our craft beer pub! Ernie, are those ladies old enough to buy beer? I didn't ask for I.D. I didn't want to violate the no "dating" the customers policy. Ernie is an absolute genius about beer, but lacks common sense about everything else! (Published originally on Nov. 8, 2015.)

Daily Grind Coffee Cup

"Whole bean or ground relentlessly to dust?"

Two men discussing thier moustaches

Postman Drops Off Post In Medical Building.

'There are shortcuts to making home brew, but taking a swig of malt extract and letting it ferment in your mouth isn't one of them.'

Untidy bedroom

Tea Snob.

The life-changing magic of shoving everything into a huge Hefty bag and leaving it for somebody else to deal with.