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Mouthwash.

Face painting.

'Still not ready to talk? Ok dip him again.'

'So, what do you think of my first attempt at making homemade beer?'

'I'll have you know sir, that we used the finest columbian coffee beans in that dishwater.'

"What makes you think I'm dripping it on my shirt?"

Beer Stall

"It's a new countertop draft system for craft beer!"

'Ok..Ok...I'm putting the lawnmower back in the shed!'

"Breathe in and reimagine yourself in a world where you lived a healthy lifestyle."

'At least he isn't into drugs.'

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

Janey then realized that babysitting isn't easy...

Bottle Distillery

Joyce could certainly handle her drink!

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

"I bet you can't name one person who makes a better lengua casserole than me!"

'It may not be your feng shui, but it's my feng shui.'

Car wash / Mouth wash

'This is my natural habitat.'

'Hey! Make sure those boots are muddy before you set foot in here,mister! Took me all morning to get this place filthy!'

"That's us stocked up for the Wimbledon final then..."

My dad makes his own beer.

Two men discussing thier moustaches

'There are shortcuts to making home brew, but taking a swig of malt extract and letting it ferment in your mouth isn't one of them.'

Tea Snob.

"Whole bean or ground relentlessly to dust?"

Untidy bedroom

Daily Grind Coffee Cup

Joe's Bar - Two Kegs Any Style $49.95

'Doesn't seem right somehow-REAL ale in PLASTIC glasses!'

Postman Drops Off Post In Medical Building.

'Ridiculously Expensive Coffee.'

"Breathe in...now breathe out. Excellent! Just remember to keep doing that for the next few years and you'll be fine."