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Car wash / Mouth wash

Kid blowing bubble takes off.

No Cavity Club/No New Gum Receding Club

Day for day i feel more and more empty.

Moustached gentleman

30 Days Has Movember

'Did you use mouthwash this morning?'

Dentist's Office: 'I know that $3,280 hurt you more than it did me, Dad.'

'How am I going to get all this back in the tube?'

"My husband Frank still has all his own teeth...he keeps them in that jar over the fireplace!"

Floss Street Vendor

"Coffee...Cigarettes...Bubble gum..."

'I don't like the mediciney taste of this mouthwash either. I hate that taste of eyes of newt and turtle brains first thing in the morning.'

'I'm getting a head start for Movember.'

'You're not supposed to use 'dental floss' on dentures!'

Things you forgot to tell me about getting older: "You're going to need bigger tooth floss."

"Not cool washing sheep in the dishwasher people!"

'...your teeth are putting on weight.'

Bedtime Of The Gods

'What did I learn in school today? You can't chew gum in class even if you brought a pack for the teacher.'

"I have to bring him with me otherwise he wouldn't let me indoors."

'Most of the dental floss gets thrown out on used. No wonder I'm always broke.'

'Here's a new toothbrush...I've been using that one on the dog's teeth!'

Grassy breath?

Wash hand before making sound of one hand clapping.

"I beg your pardon, but a mustache is required in the dining room. Would you like us to provide you with one?"

I will not chew gum in class, even sugarless....

Grocer with pretensions of being a soldier

Three little pig's wolf has bad breath

Red wine teeth

Bubblegum High Jinks with the Pachyderm Brothers.

"If you won't brush or floss could you at least run your tongue over your teeth once in a while?"

'All done, ready for bed: I've cleaned his teeth...'

' ... plus you need to floss better.'

'I used some of that stripy toothpaste. Now I have striped teeth!'