Mouthwash Enthusiasts T-Shirts

"Yeah, I paid $29 for mouthwash -- it's a small batch mouthwash."

No Cavity Club/No New Gum Receding Club

Day for day i feel more and more empty.

Toothbrush Romance

Kid blowing bubble takes off.

Moustached gentleman

30 Days Has Movember

Dentist's Office: 'I know that $3,280 hurt you more than it did me, Dad.'

'Did you use mouthwash this morning?'

'How am I going to get all this back in the tube?'

Car wash / Mouth wash

"My husband Frank still has all his own teeth...he keeps them in that jar over the fireplace!"

"Coffee...Cigarettes...Bubble gum..."

Floss Street Vendor

Things you forgot to tell me about getting older: "You're going to need bigger tooth floss."

'I don't like the mediciney taste of this mouthwash either. I hate that taste of eyes of newt and turtle brains first thing in the morning.'

'I'm getting a head start for Movember.'

"The extent of your extracurricular activities in high school, may very well be participation in regular program of oral hygiene using an effective decay preventaative tooth paste, but that won't get you into a good university."

'You're not supposed to use 'dental floss' on dentures!'

'Mind that molar, careful of that canine...'

'Most of the dental floss gets thrown out on used. No wonder I'm always broke.'

"I have to bring him with me otherwise he wouldn't let me indoors."

Grassy breath?

'Here's a new toothbrush...I've been using that one on the dog's teeth!'

I will not chew gum in class, even sugarless....

'What did I learn in school today? You can't chew gum in class even if you brought a pack for the teacher.'

"I beg your pardon, but a mustache is required in the dining room. Would you like us to provide you with one?"

Grocer with pretensions of being a soldier

'Stop! Wait 'til he finishes cleaning my teeth!'

'You should have come to me sooner.'

Red wine teeth

'All done, ready for bed: I've cleaned his teeth...'

Bubblegum High Jinks with the Pachyderm Brothers.

"I believe an effective decay-preventive dentifrice when used a conscientious program of oral hygiene can be of significant value and so does my horse."

'I used some of that stripy toothpaste. Now I have striped teeth!'