Mouthwash Enthusiasts Prints

"Yeah, I paid $29 for mouthwash -- it's a small batch mouthwash."

No Cavity Club/No New Gum Receding Club

Toothbrush Romance

Kid blowing bubble takes off.

Day for day i feel more and more empty.

Moustached gentleman

30 Days Has Movember

'Did you use mouthwash this morning?'

Dentist's Office: 'I know that $3,280 hurt you more than it did me, Dad.'

Car wash / Mouth wash

'How am I going to get all this back in the tube?'

"My husband Frank still has all his own teeth...he keeps them in that jar over the fireplace!"

Floss Street Vendor

"Coffee...Cigarettes...Bubble gum..."

"The extent of your extracurricular activities in high school, may very well be participation in regular program of oral hygiene using an effective decay preventaative tooth paste, but that won't get you into a good university."

Things you forgot to tell me about getting older: "You're going to need bigger tooth floss."

'I'm getting a head start for Movember.'

'I don't like the mediciney taste of this mouthwash either. I hate that taste of eyes of newt and turtle brains first thing in the morning.'

'You're not supposed to use 'dental floss' on dentures!'

'Mind that molar, careful of that canine...'

"I beg your pardon, but a mustache is required in the dining room. Would you like us to provide you with one?"

'Here's a new toothbrush...I've been using that one on the dog's teeth!'

Grassy breath?

'Most of the dental floss gets thrown out on used. No wonder I'm always broke.'

'What did I learn in school today? You can't chew gum in class even if you brought a pack for the teacher.'

"I have to bring him with me otherwise he wouldn't let me indoors."

'Stop! Wait 'til he finishes cleaning my teeth!'

Grocer with pretensions of being a soldier

I will not chew gum in class, even sugarless....

'You should have come to me sooner.'

Red wine teeth

Handlebar Moustache Man

'Now, be reasonable about this pay-rise: I could just buy a toothbrush and you would be out of a job...'

'I hope you brought enough chewing gum for everybody.'

'I used some of that stripy toothpaste. Now I have striped teeth!'