Mouthwash Enthusiast Mugs

Car wash / Mouth wash

Kid blowing bubble takes off.

Day for day i feel more and more empty.

No Cavity Club/No New Gum Receding Club

Moustached gentleman

30 Days Has Movember

'Did you use mouthwash this morning?'

Dentist's Office: 'I know that $3,280 hurt you more than it did me, Dad.'

'How am I going to get all this back in the tube?'

"My husband Frank still has all his own teeth...he keeps them in that jar over the fireplace!"

"Coffee...Cigarettes...Bubble gum..."

Floss Street Vendor

'You're not supposed to use 'dental floss' on dentures!'

'...your teeth are putting on weight.'

'I don't like the mediciney taste of this mouthwash either. I hate that taste of eyes of newt and turtle brains first thing in the morning.'

Things you forgot to tell me about getting older: "You're going to need bigger tooth floss."

"Not cool washing sheep in the dishwasher people!"

'I'm getting a head start for Movember.'

Bedtime Of The Gods

'Here's a new toothbrush...I've been using that one on the dog's teeth!'

Grassy breath?

'What did I learn in school today? You can't chew gum in class even if you brought a pack for the teacher.'

I will not chew gum in class, even sugarless....

Grocer with pretensions of being a soldier

"I have to bring him with me otherwise he wouldn't let me indoors."

"I beg your pardon, but a mustache is required in the dining room. Would you like us to provide you with one?"

'Most of the dental floss gets thrown out on used. No wonder I'm always broke.'

Red wine teeth

Three little pig's wolf has bad breath

Toothbrush Superhero.

"Thanks, Doc- you've put me back in business."

"I believe an effective decay-preventive dentifrice when used a conscientious program of oral hygiene can be of significant value and so does my horse."

"If you won't brush or floss could you at least run your tongue over your teeth once in a while?"

'I used some of that stripy toothpaste. Now I have striped teeth!'

'All done, ready for bed: I've cleaned his teeth...'