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'Nothing impacts my lifestyle choices more than a veterinarian with a scale.'

You're arrogant, aloof and spoiled...but I mean that in the nicest way.

"This should send the midwife off in a frenzy."

"I hate you! You don't understand me and you don't understand my software!"

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"Ever since the layoffs, I feel like we've been doing the work of twenty clowns."

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How to identify the alarming mood swings of male menopause.

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"Time heals all wounds. It also kills every living thing."

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'Mess with me if you have to, son, but not with the regimental moustache!'

"Working from home. In pajamas. Angry at the world. Filled with anxiety. Nothing is different."

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The Violin Artist

How to wear a false moustache.

"I was so happy after winning the Mood Swing World Champs, I did a victory lap of all the known emotions."

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"I'm sorry, but so far medical science hasn't come up with a cure for adolescence."

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"I told you, no "funny business," Anderson."

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'You always act like this when you don't get your way.'

'You say it's milk, oh, oh, I must have hooked up the wrong pipes.'

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