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"This should send the midwife off in a frenzy."

"Garden variety allergies."

'Who wants to be examined first?'

Comicron

"I feel like tearing of all your clothes and putting them in the washing machine."

Off Duty.

"Satisfaction, stat!"

"Ever since the layoffs, I feel like we've been doing the work of twenty clowns."

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You need a sense of humor to work here, but you're overqualified.

'That's strange, all the monitors are going crazy again!'

Doctor who is a clown holding a syringe.

A medical office filing cabinet has drawer labels that read, 'X-Rays,' 'Lab Work,' and 'Exam Room Banter'

He said he loved her for her brain but was her appendix he was always taking out.

Postman Drops Off Post In Medical Building.

"Can we not fly in a "V"? Victor broke up with me."

'We can do extensive blood work, take x-rays, check your prostate. . .or I could sell you some great weed for $50.'

"His last words were 'Yodel-ay-he-hoo.'"

"By my count, that is the 27th last cast."

"The doctor will give you your shot. I'm just going to referee."

'I think out quarterly report should call it a 'negative upward trend'.'

'His mother wants to know if you'll give him a haircut after you remove his tonsils.'

'Next time make sure it's the bath plug before you pull it out.'

It appears the robots have skipped consciousness and gone straight to self-consciousness.

"I told you, no "funny business," Anderson."

'I have the feeling my expiration date is nearly up.'

'I've been here so often, they keep a room reserved for me.'

Happy Mother's Day.

'OK, OK, you got me. YOu just couldn't let it go, could you.'

'You didn't go down with shi-ip! You didn't go down with the shi-ip!'

"All in favour say 'ouch'."

'No, your wife wasn't wearing clean underwear. She wasn't wearing any underwear at all.'

"And this is one of the nurses who'll be blamed if the surgeon kills your husband."

'Your test results are in, and you're FULL of surprises!'

"So are the results not very good?"