Mirth Manager Gifts

"This should send the midwife off in a frenzy."

"Garden variety allergies."

'Who wants to be examined first?'

Comicron

"I feel like tearing of all your clothes and putting them in the washing machine."

Off Duty.

"Satisfaction, stat!"

"Ever since the layoffs, I feel like we've been doing the work of twenty clowns."

You need a sense of humor to work here, but you're overqualified.

'That's strange, all the monitors are going crazy again!'

Doctor who is a clown holding a syringe.

Postman Drops Off Post In Medical Building.

He said he loved her for her brain but was her appendix he was always taking out.

A medical office filing cabinet has drawer labels that read, 'X-Rays,' 'Lab Work,' and 'Exam Room Banter'

"Can we not fly in a "V"? Victor broke up with me."

'We can do extensive blood work, take x-rays, check your prostate. . .or I could sell you some great weed for $50.'

"His last words were 'Yodel-ay-he-hoo.'"

'I think out quarterly report should call it a 'negative upward trend'.'

"The doctor will give you your shot. I'm just going to referee."

"By my count, that is the 27th last cast."

'His mother wants to know if you'll give him a haircut after you remove his tonsils.'

"I told you, no "funny business," Anderson."

'Next time make sure it's the bath plug before you pull it out.'

'I have the feeling my expiration date is nearly up.'

'I've been here so often, they keep a room reserved for me.'

Happy Mother's Day.

'No, your wife wasn't wearing clean underwear. She wasn't wearing any underwear at all.'

"All in favour say 'ouch'."

'You didn't go down with shi-ip! You didn't go down with the shi-ip!'

"And this is one of the nurses who'll be blamed if the surgeon kills your husband."

'OK, OK, you got me. YOu just couldn't let it go, could you.'

'Your test results are in, and you're FULL of surprises!'

"So are the results not very good?"

"This is Harold. . . He's in charge of office merriment."