Migration Mirth Gifts

"Can we not fly in a "V"? Victor broke up with me."

'I feel like exercising. Have you seen my tennis shoes?'

'It's a blonde, long-legged species with a melodious voice and it goes south for the winter.'

"Garden variety allergies."

"This should send the midwife off in a frenzy."

'Who wants to be examined first?'

Comicron

"I feel like tearing of all your clothes and putting them in the washing machine."

Off Duty.

"Ever since the layoffs, I feel like we've been doing the work of twenty clowns."

'Can't you be happy without forever whistling?'

You need a sense of humor to work here, but you're overqualified.

Don't worry, if things don't work out in America we can always take the Bering Land Bridge back to Asia.

'I've got'em right where I want'em.'

'Hold it RIGHT there, buster! Nobody leaves the floor before signing out first!'

A Migrating Chicken

'We can do extensive blood work, take x-rays, check your prostate. . .or I could sell you some great weed for $50.'

'I think out quarterly report should call it a 'negative upward trend'.'

"His last words were 'Yodel-ay-he-hoo.'"

"By my count, that is the 27th last cast."

'His mother wants to know if you'll give him a haircut after you remove his tonsils.'

The velcro ties were in place. The lobstermen would have no idea what hit them.'

'Next time make sure it's the bath plug before you pull it out.'

It appears the robots have skipped consciousness and gone straight to self-consciousness.

'Officials are puzzled why the population has increased so much in the south and west.'

"Well, come to think of it, we are creatures of habit: Always migrating to the same place and stopping at the same spots on the way..."

"I told you, no "funny business," Anderson."

'You didn't go down with shi-ip! You didn't go down with the shi-ip!'

"And this is one of the nurses who'll be blamed if the surgeon kills your husband."

Audio books are great way to while away the time...

Melting snowman tries to hitch a ride north.

'Hey, Mac, which way is it to Capistrano?'

' Yeah, I can take you that far south, but it'll cost you!'

"The recession mean economic migrants are returning home..."

"Hey, honey! I thought of something else you can put on your restraining order."