Mouse Worrier Gifts

Woman afraid of a computer mouse.

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

A Hole in the Dike

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

I.T. Fear

'Please leave the light on, dear. I'm afraid there might be OSHA inspectors under the bed.' 'Managers at Night.'

Before putting on your armor...always check for mice!

Separation Anxiety

"What do I do - I'm a mouse pilot, like everybody else."

Product Testing Department

I love geeks

'If all the red warning lights come on, it means meltdown, so get out of the car fast!'

"The boss complimented Bob today... but now he's afraid if he talks to him again he'll say something stupid and ruin it!"

"We need milk, eggs, bread, cheese. Underline cheese."

Tunnel of Mice

"I can't believe school starts next week. The first math exam is gonna be a killer! Then in six weeks, report cards! I'll probably be grounded!"

"It's not even artisanal."

"Lou, that lazy cartoonist did it again! You have got to see the size of this hole — we’re free! Sweet mother of all things holy... the Lockhorns are making lasagna!!"

Pumpkin Mice

"Don't be afraid if you see a Martian. There's no such thing."

'Darling, I've just deleted the computer,'

'That must be some mouse! Hang on while I get my shotgun.'

'Nature makes me nervous!'

Feeder Mice

No caption. (An office worker looks down at a mouse hole carved in his cubicle. In the cubicle next to him, a mouse sits at a computer).

'Frank has an obsessive fear of hitting a deer.'

Full Harvest Moon

'Modern technology being what it is, there's a good chance it won't work anyway.'

'Being finicky has nothing to do with taste - it's about power and control.'

"The usual, please, Ken."

Your face is still hurting? You'd better get that checked. Maybe it'll go away. House of Java.net Cybercafe. True. Or maybe it'll turn into something a lot worse because you didn't get it checked today. It could be nothing, but it could also be nerve damage. Or an infection in your gums. You could lose all your teeth, little buddy. How'd you like to try paying for implants on minimum wage? That sounds awesome. Can they be bionic? "Matter-Eater Lad" was my favorite superhero.

Mouse Horror Story

I think I just figured out why this place was available.

"Anyway, all you'll need to worry about soon is which direction the wind is blowing."

"It's too late to worry anymore tonight, I'll get up early tomorrow."