Mouse Worrier T-Shirts

Woman afraid of a computer mouse.

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

A Hole in the Dike

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

'Please leave the light on, dear. I'm afraid there might be OSHA inspectors under the bed.' 'Managers at Night.'

I.T. Fear

Before putting on your armor...always check for mice!

Separation Anxiety

"What do I do - I'm a mouse pilot, like everybody else."

Product Testing Department

I love geeks

'If all the red warning lights come on, it means meltdown, so get out of the car fast!'

"The boss complimented Bob today... but now he's afraid if he talks to him again he'll say something stupid and ruin it!"

Tunnel of Mice

"We need milk, eggs, bread, cheese. Underline cheese."

"I can't believe school starts next week. The first math exam is gonna be a killer! Then in six weeks, report cards! I'll probably be grounded!"

"Don't be afraid if you see a Martian. There's no such thing."

Pumpkin Mice

"Lou, that lazy cartoonist did it again! You have got to see the size of this hole — we’re free! Sweet mother of all things holy... the Lockhorns are making lasagna!!"

"It's not even artisanal."

'Darling, I've just deleted the computer,'

'Nature makes me nervous!'

Feeder Mice

'That must be some mouse! Hang on while I get my shotgun.'

Full Harvest Moon

'Modern technology being what it is, there's a good chance it won't work anyway.'

'Being finicky has nothing to do with taste - it's about power and control.'

"The usual, please, Ken."

"Anyway, all you'll need to worry about soon is which direction the wind is blowing."

Mouse Horror Story

"It's too late to worry anymore tonight, I'll get up early tomorrow."