Fearful Of Mice T-Shirts

'That must be some mouse! Hang on while I get my shotgun.'

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

Mouse in a hamster wheel.

"It's a complicated time for needle phobics."

Rebel mice preparing to ambush a cat.

"Mouse? No. They contain cheese and I'm lactose intolerant."

'You can hit out of the trap or take a 2 stroke penalty.'

'OK, here are the rules: We can't be seen by humans and can't leave droppings around, otherwise, they'll close the restaurant...'

"Okay, okay - next time I'll spring the trap and you grab the cheese."

'How are you?'

'Is this what you're looking for?'

Nutcracker mice

'He's doing one of those open university courses.'

"I'm back. The Brie's not ripe."

"We need milk, eggs, bread, cheese. Underline cheese."

'Could you guys do your bungee jumping somewhere else?'

Cats Waiting at a City's mouseholes.

Complementary wine and cheese

"Haven't you heard we're still in lockdown!"

'Get in! No time to explain!'

"I'm afraid we disagree on the definition of random."

Mouse levitates cheese off mouse trap.

Rudy's new verandah saved his life!

Normal sized door, chair and lamp next to mouse hole and proportional furniture.

"Another unpaid nightshift! Please tell me you at least secured the video rights?"

Mouse finds abandoned baby in front of his mouse hole.

Woman afraid of a computer mouse.

'I've got a fear of needles'

Mouse climbing a grandfather clock

"The mice always do 'The Nutcracker' this time of year."

"Uh-oh, looks like we've got humans."

Ghost afraid of a mouse.