Fearful Of Mice Mugs

'That must be some mouse! Hang on while I get my shotgun.'

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

Mouse in a hamster wheel.

Ask me about my litter! !

"It's a complicated time for needle phobics."

Rebel mice preparing to ambush a cat.

"Mouse? No. They contain cheese and I'm lactose intolerant."

'You can hit out of the trap or take a 2 stroke penalty.'

'OK, here are the rules: We can't be seen by humans and can't leave droppings around, otherwise, they'll close the restaurant...'

"Okay, okay - next time I'll spring the trap and you grab the cheese."

'Is this what you're looking for?'

'How are you?'

Nutcracker mice

"I'm back. The Brie's not ripe."

"We need milk, eggs, bread, cheese. Underline cheese."

'He's doing one of those open university courses.'

'Could you guys do your bungee jumping somewhere else?'

'Get in! No time to explain!'

If the mouse hole's a-rockin', don

"Haven't you heard we're still in lockdown!"

Complementary wine and cheese

Cats Waiting at a City's mouseholes.

"I'm afraid we disagree on the definition of random."

Rudy's new verandah saved his life!

"Another unpaid nightshift! Please tell me you at least secured the video rights?"

Mouse levitates cheese off mouse trap.

Mouse finds abandoned baby in front of his mouse hole.

Normal sized door, chair and lamp next to mouse hole and proportional furniture.

Woman afraid of a computer mouse.

'I've got a fear of needles'

"Uh-oh, looks like we've got humans."

"The mice always do 'The Nutcracker' this time of year."

I think I just figured out why this place was available.

Mouse climbing a grandfather clock