Mountaineering Mishaps Gifts

'Oops! Does this mean I'm next in line for CEO, Dad?'

Snowmobull

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

Skier and his dog.

Spiro & Pusho: watering the vine and the neighbour.

First aid departments

'The rain must have made our garage shrink...'

'I know just how you feel.'

Health organizations doubt the benefits of skiing holidays.

"If it's any consolation, the video went viral."

Doctors at 'St. Bernard Hospital' wearing kegs.

'While I'm here, Doctor . . .'

'Quick! Contact my doctor!'

"I understand you were involved in a golf mishap this morning!"

Ski lodge health care team.

Mulligan's first mulligan.

"I mistakenly stood in the doorway when kids sunday school released."

Water Ski Accident

Fall Rocks/Deer Crossing

"You sure you've done this before."

"Han stuffed himself with Kessel's fried Bantha tacos and now he's got the Kessel runs."

'No, I don't think he's free styling. Maybe he's break dancing.'

'Sidney's such a klutz. He broke his leg in three places -- Boston, Akron and Salt Lake City.'

"Not your day, dude...I just failed my responsible service of alcohol course."

Golfer on Ski Lift.

Well-aren't you going to ask me if I'm over eighteen?

A skier who has hit a solitary tree

Terminal 5 lost luggage ID department.

'You wrecked ANOTHER snowmobile?'

'I kept my head down like the pro suggested and a golf cart ran over me.'

Off Road Wellies

'He does it every year - we call it his winter break.'

"Notice how he always has to go one better"

'Gardening mishap-the window boxes fell on him!'