Mountain Mischief Makers Gifts

"You sure you've done this before."

Children disturbing a heart rate reading.

Retirement homes' 'pill fight'.

'okay...where did you hide it?'

"Let's save a few so we can continue to piss off the neighbors for the next few weeks."

'But he qualifies for medicare in dog years.'

'How much stuff can I get away with and still go to heaven?'

'It's okay sir, I'm private Johnson.'

"No Joke! I taught my dog to fetch coffee."

"Gesundheit!"

Photobooth Photobomb

"Here's a buck, kid... Don't tell your mom I snuck out of my retirement home!"

Teacher to student: 'Nice use of glitter, but you were assigned to do math problems.'

'The man was real nice about it. He gave me my ball back and even said you can expect a nice call from his lawyer.'

"My fella was chucked out of the water-birth for running around the pool and bombing."

'Let's just keep quiet about this, and maybe some terrorist group will claim credit.'

'It's a new record, mom - there are six of us in here!'

Hallowe'en wake up call

Artist gets pooped on by lots of birds.

"I think we both know who did it...."

Less expensive equivalent.

"When I said 'I'm leaving' this morning I meant for the office"

"It's my wife - she's trying to lure ships to their doom!"

"I guess breakable things need to be more careful around me."

Doctor, I can't feel my legs! I know you can't, I had to amputate your arms.

'Stop fooling around, I can hear my dad coming out of the shower...'

Doggie Bowl Drill

'The real fun comes when we go through airport security.'

"My dad ate my homework."

"If that's my mom tell her I'm at recess."

"Sending out 1300 redundancy notices by mistake was a bit of a blooper!"

"So nice to spend a week just ransacking with the kids."

Jack started to note how these 'accidents' always occurred after he missed a shot.

'Good news! Your positives look negative.'

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