Mount Sinai Maven Gifts

'Yes, all at once!'

"Two burgers, two fries, two martinis—and we'll have those to go."

'Well if I'm so 'bloody useless' perhaps you'd better read the map!'

"He's going to be O.K., but he still wants you to remarry."

"The Leonardos, the Raphaels, Titians, Veroneses, Giottos... Italy wants them back, all 427 of them."

"Was that my pager or yours?"

Ski lift mobile

A sign that reads "ART...and plenty of it!" hangs above the entrance to a museum.

Guide reading book called 'A farewell to arms.'

'We unfortunately had to compress our dinosaur area due to budget cuts. On the bright side, TyrannoTriStegoApatoHadroPlesioSaurodon Rex here is now the museum's most popular exhibit.'

"Let me connect you with Edith, our specialist in ethnic conflict in the former Yugoslavia. My expertise happens to be in North Korean intransigence."

Nature Lovers

See? Whenever he's mad at me, he turns off his Touch ID sensor.

The sunglasses.

"Arthur, I need my space."

"First, I'll read the minutes from your last weddings."

'Isn't that the ghastly couple we met last summer in Rock?'

"It's nice, but does it have a batcave?"

Carbon Dating

Friends of the Royal Academy - Annual Dinner

Pigeons fly into an art museum and perch on sculptures.

The Exhibition at the Royal Academy

The hall of bad ideas.

"Damn it, Gwendolyn, you know when you married me I only moved one square at a time."

"He had the Guggenheim in mind, I think."

Firearms Museum. Blunderbuss. That's funny, I always thought a "blunderbuss" was a messed-up kiss.

"It's your ribs. I'm afraid they're delicious."

"Now we're leaving the hall of stuff we stole from other cultures and entering the hall of stuff we paid too much for."

"It's my attorney. Have you seen my list of things about you that drive me crazy?"

'All he wants is sex, sex, sex!'

Echo Mountain...NO Yodeling! - Falling rock zone.

"I'll kill you if you crack your knuckles again."

'Knock it off, Gus! This is tough enough without your yodeling!'

Moon Martini

'You're docile enough alright, but I don't like how you grind your teeth while you sleep!'