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'Yes, all at once!'

"Two burgers, two fries, two martinis—and we'll have those to go."

'Well if I'm so 'bloody useless' perhaps you'd better read the map!'

"He's going to be O.K., but he still wants you to remarry."

"Was that my pager or yours?"

"The Leonardos, the Raphaels, Titians, Veroneses, Giottos... Italy wants them back, all 427 of them."

Ski lift mobile

A sign that reads "ART...and plenty of it!" hangs above the entrance to a museum.

'We unfortunately had to compress our dinosaur area due to budget cuts. On the bright side, TyrannoTriStegoApatoHadroPlesioSaurodon Rex here is now the museum's most popular exhibit.'

Guide reading book called 'A farewell to arms.'

"Let me connect you with Edith, our specialist in ethnic conflict in the former Yugoslavia. My expertise happens to be in North Korean intransigence."

Nature Lovers

"Arthur, I need my space."

The sunglasses.

'Isn't that the ghastly couple we met last summer in Rock?'

"First, I'll read the minutes from your last weddings."

"It's nice, but does it have a batcave?"

Carbon Dating

Friends of the Royal Academy - Annual Dinner

The hall of bad ideas.

The Exhibition at the Royal Academy

"He had the Guggenheim in mind, I think."

Pigeons fly into an art museum and perch on sculptures.

"Damn it, Gwendolyn, you know when you married me I only moved one square at a time."

"It's your ribs. I'm afraid they're delicious."

"It's my attorney. Have you seen my list of things about you that drive me crazy?"

"Now we're leaving the hall of stuff we stole from other cultures and entering the hall of stuff we paid too much for."

'All he wants is sex, sex, sex!'

Bleak House

"I'll kill you if you crack your knuckles again."

Echo Mountain...NO Yodeling! - Falling rock zone.

Moon Martini

'Knock it off, Gus! This is tough enough without your yodeling!'

'You're docile enough alright, but I don't like how you grind your teeth while you sleep!'