Motorbike Maintenance Gifts

'I got twenty dollars for your motorbike, is that good?'

'You wanted more responsibility in this company, and I agree. My motorcycle is parked right outside, go wax it.'

Drool Marks

'Dang it, I just washed this street. Boy, every time...'

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

"Because when you go first nobody else has any fun, that's why."

Neighbor Leaf Wars

"I'd like a new tire for my 1976 Chevy Chevette."

Deflator mouse

Touring Cyclist

"I sensed you needed my help. I’m Saint &@!#%&!!, the patron saint of cursing."

'See? You call my look 'a midlife crisis' but for these guys it's a major TV series.'

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

'You change him, and I'll change the tire.'

Home De-Po. Things you need for your project. Things you didn't know you needed until you were halfway through your project.

"WOW...this new bike has great acceleration!"

"One more rinse and the inside of your car will be clean too, Dad."

'You raised the price of air to 50c!' 'Inflation.'

Auto parts, Lite Puff Pastries, & Health Insurance Exchange.

'Well OF COURSE I rotate the tires! How do you think I got here?'

'If I was this car I wouldn't let you in the drivers seat!'

Dairy Devil

"You're developing a nice, rich compost down here."

"2 for 1 special: Clean, polish, buff, seal"

Kid about scratched up car to dad: 'I made a mistake washing the car with a brillo pad.'

'Wilbur took really, really good care of his car.'

'I think I've found what's been causing my funny buzzing sounds.'

"It took a lot of work to build this car..."

Lazy plumber.

"Good news...turns out it was just your battery!"

"We're having a little trouble with our hydraulic lift. I guess my question is, do you still want your muffler replaced?"

Car wash / Mouth wash