Motorbike Maintenance T-Shirts

'I got twenty dollars for your motorbike, is that good?'

'You wanted more responsibility in this company, and I agree. My motorcycle is parked right outside, go wax it.'

'Dang it, I just washed this street. Boy, every time...'

Drool Marks

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

Neighbor Leaf Wars

"Because when you go first nobody else has any fun, that's why."

Touring Cyclist

"I sensed you needed my help. I’m Saint &@!#%&!!, the patron saint of cursing."

Deflator mouse

'See? You call my look 'a midlife crisis' but for these guys it's a major TV series.'

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

'You change him, and I'll change the tire.'

"WOW...this new bike has great acceleration!"

'You raised the price of air to 50c!' 'Inflation.'

Auto parts, Lite Puff Pastries, & Health Insurance Exchange.

Dairy Devil

'Well OF COURSE I rotate the tires! How do you think I got here?'

"You're developing a nice, rich compost down here."

"2 for 1 special: Clean, polish, buff, seal"

'I think I've found what's been causing my funny buzzing sounds.'

'Wilbur took really, really good care of his car.'

'If I was this car I wouldn't let you in the drivers seat!'

Lazy plumber.

"Good news...turns out it was just your battery!"

"We're having a little trouble with our hydraulic lift. I guess my question is, do you still want your muffler replaced?"

Biker Lawn Mower

Car wash / Mouth wash