Motorcycle Maintenance Gifts

'I think I've isolated where that scraping noise you've been having is coming from.'

No Parking in Firelane.

'Dang it, I just washed this street. Boy, every time...'

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

Drool Marks

Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

Deflator mouse

Neighbor Leaf Wars

Man cutting hedge next to two heads impaled on sticks. Signs beneath say 'You missed a bit' and 'You can do mine next'.

"Because when you go first nobody else has any fun, that's why."

Touring Cyclist

"I sensed you needed my help. I’m Saint &@!#%&!!, the patron saint of cursing."

'You change him, and I'll change the tire.'

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

CLEAR!

'You raised the price of air to 50c!' 'Inflation.'

(I ride a harley, I drive a porsche, I smoke cigars, I drink martinis...) (So, ….You're impotent?)

Auto parts, Lite Puff Pastries, & Health Insurance Exchange.

"2 for 1 special: Clean, polish, buff, seal"

'Wilbur took really, really good care of his car.'

'If I was this car I wouldn't let you in the drivers seat!'

'I think I've found what's been causing my funny buzzing sounds.'

'Well OF COURSE I rotate the tires! How do you think I got here?'

'Look at those arms! I was born to ride a Harley Davidson!'

"You're developing a nice, rich compost down here."

Lazy plumber.

"Good news...turns out it was just your battery!"

"We're having a little trouble with our hydraulic lift. I guess my question is, do you still want your muffler replaced?"