Motorcycle Maintenance Gifts

'I think I've isolated where that scraping noise you've been having is coming from.'

No Parking in Firelane.

Drool Marks

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

'Dang it, I just washed this street. Boy, every time...'

Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

"Because when you go first nobody else has any fun, that's why."

Touring Cyclist

"I'd like a new tire for my 1976 Chevy Chevette."

Neighbor Leaf Wars

Deflator mouse

Man cutting hedge next to two heads impaled on sticks. Signs beneath say 'You missed a bit' and 'You can do mine next'.

"I sensed you needed my help. I’m Saint &@!#%&!!, the patron saint of cursing."

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

'You change him, and I'll change the tire.'

CLEAR!

Home De-Po. Things you need for your project. Things you didn't know you needed until you were halfway through your project.

"One more rinse and the inside of your car will be clean too, Dad."

'Hey, are you like me? Do you hate mowing around trees? ell, then THIS is the machine for you!'

'You raised the price of air to 50c!' 'Inflation.'

Auto parts, Lite Puff Pastries, & Health Insurance Exchange.

(I ride a harley, I drive a porsche, I smoke cigars, I drink martinis...) (So, ….You're impotent?)

'I think I've found what's been causing my funny buzzing sounds.'

'Well OF COURSE I rotate the tires! How do you think I got here?'

'If I was this car I wouldn't let you in the drivers seat!'

'Look at those arms! I was born to ride a Harley Davidson!'

Lawn Order. It's a landscaping show about maintaining a tidy yard.

"You're developing a nice, rich compost down here."

"2 for 1 special: Clean, polish, buff, seal"

Kid about scratched up car to dad: 'I made a mistake washing the car with a brillo pad.'

'Wilbur took really, really good care of his car.'

"It took a lot of work to build this car..."

Lazy plumber.