Engine Maintenance Gifts

'Hey, pal -- We don't talk about the 'Car Guys' around here, okay?'

"It's funny how Grace loves reading and Baldo loves cars."

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

'Dang it, I just washed this street. Boy, every time...'

Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

"I sensed you needed my help. I’m Saint &@!#%&!!, the patron saint of cursing."

"Because when you go first nobody else has any fun, that's why."

"I'd like a new tire for my 1976 Chevy Chevette."

Neighbor Leaf Wars

Deflator mouse

'You change him, and I'll change the tire.'

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

"Lovely dovetail."

"One more rinse and the inside of your car will be clean too, Dad."

Home De-Po. Things you need for your project. Things you didn't know you needed until you were halfway through your project.

'You raised the price of air to 50c!' 'Inflation.'

Auto parts, Lite Puff Pastries, & Health Insurance Exchange.

"It took a lot of work to build this car..."

"You're developing a nice, rich compost down here."

'Well OF COURSE I rotate the tires! How do you think I got here?'

'Wilbur took really, really good care of his car.'

Kid about scratched up car to dad: 'I made a mistake washing the car with a brillo pad.'

"2 for 1 special: Clean, polish, buff, seal"

'If I was this car I wouldn't let you in the drivers seat!'

Lazy plumber.

"Good news...turns out it was just your battery!"

"We're having a little trouble with our hydraulic lift. I guess my question is, do you still want your muffler replaced?"

Car wash / Mouth wash

'Whatever happened to 'Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow.''

"Washing your car will cause it to rain – science or superstition? We investigate on the next 'Cause and Effect.'"

"If you need anything in the building, just call the super. This is the only known photo of him."

'If you're not over-protective of your new SUV, then why on earth would you bring it way out here on our hunting trip?'

Man has applied car wax and sees the whole car melt in the sun.

Gas tank is holding up a customer for money 'Fill 'er up!'