Automobile Maintenance Gifts

"You need orthopedic brake shoes"

'Never, Ever...plan to pay for just an oil change when you take your car to the shop.'

"Your car won't be ready until it changes it's attitude."

"Everybody's a comedian. When I asked the clerk if he had this size bolt, he laughed and asked, 'What are you - some kind of nut?'"

"Oh, no... I don't think it's just an oil change this time!"

'Well, if I have a short circuit, just lengthen it.'

Checking the oil in a car.

Car Trouble.

Checking Oil.

"Let it run slow. I love to hear the gurgle and splash."

'Sorry, but your Yugo needs imported parts, and Yugoslavia is gone.'

Bubba gets Carpal Funnel Syndrome.

Kwiki-Fix Garage. With add-on charges, this sum is much greater than the parts!

Gym. A flat tire?! … How will I get to the gym?!

Road Rage. Hey! Your noisy muffler work me up! And fix that oil leak before coming back here again!

He did love tinkering on his cars.

Auto Repair. I'll need a reverse mortgage to get my transmission fixed.

"She's family."

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.

"I'd like a new tire for my 1976 Chevy Chevette."

"Take me to your mechanic."

"Because when you go first nobody else has any fun, that's why."

Deflator mouse

'I said they're good, but expensive.'

"You might be interested in our encounter group for people with transmission problems."

'You change him, and I'll change the tire.'

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

Prepare to meet thy mechanic.

'I found what was making those funny noises.'

"One more rinse and the inside of your car will be clean too, Dad."

Organic Soldering.

"I've narrowed the problem down to somewhere under this big flap I discovered."

'Rats, I don't think we'll ever get this thing going: It's flooded again...'