Mother-child Banter Appreciator Pillows

"Well, maybe you want crackers Mum, but frankly, given the choice, I would prefer chocolate cake..."

Striving to reduce our dependence on fossil fuels, scientists attempt to harness the energy of a toddler's tantrum.

In case of Emergency: Break Glass

"Boy, do we hate to see this... I'm afraid your child's entire body is an 'innie'."

"I never subscribed to Hobbes' state of nature theory until the night we left the kids without a sitter."

'I knew you would come crawling back.'

'Mom is feeling sick. She caught a baby.'

"Your mother says 'wear a bra'."

Martians looking at Earth - 'One day son, all this will be yours.'

'Daddy's busy - Go draw on the wall.'

'Next time your kid has a party, blow up the balloons with an airpump!'

'My wife and I can't have dogs!'

"No dessert until you eat all your candy."

"Whadd ya wanna be for Halloween, Bro?"

'Well, put a jumper on if you're cold!'

"Now pay attention when mother is speaking, Hubert!"

'Before you return Principal Harris's phone call, I would like to remind you that having a 'living' dependant is an excellent tax deduction.'

Is it true kids your age lie 14 times a day? That's outrageous! Yeah, mom. It's sooo off. Good to hear! 14 seems high to me. 8 sounds right.

I don't understand the way kids today express themselves and communicate. I don't understand the way kids today express themselves and communicate.

"Has your mother called yet on the international situation?"

Kate's Evil Plan: 'Danae...I got a letter from your teacher today...she say's you've been very well-behaved lately...and is worried about what you're really up to.'

"I can't use the computer tonight -- Dad has to scroll to his year of birth."

Mobile Phone Mobile.

"I think our daughter got her brains from me."

'The more you drink the more I produce.'

'We just have to stop meeting like this!'

"What part of this don't you understand?"

Two breasts: No waiting

'Mother knows best, Dear, so stop rolling your eyes.'

Baby Going to Toilet on Father.

'Come on. You've been nursing that pint for hours!'

I'm almost full grown, you've got to stop treating me like a kid!

'Look Mummy: I've pu on my shell all by myself...'

Ask your mother.

"Today you're an ugly duckling, but one day you'll turn into a gawky adolescent duck."