Morning Routine Comedians Pillows

Snake alarm clocks.

'Bless this food we are about to receive, all except the broccoli. Bless the apple pie twice.'

A barbarian warrior eats his breakfast

Waking Up With Rooster.

'Where my balls go?'

"Are those my slippers?!"

'How do you feel when you get up in the morning?' 'Amazed!'

'Any chance of getting your alarm clock fixed?

"Simple tasks were a challenge for Chad. Awww, geez. Another upside down spoon."

"Bear with us, will you? -- We're having technical difficulties over here."

"I hate to sound like a sergeant, Ralph, but it's ten minutes to six."

"J'entends le poulet qui arrive!"

'The doctor said I was ready for solids, but not this solid!'

'He isn't use to getting up this early.'

'What's your favourite meal?' 'Seconds.'

Bad Hair Day

'What time is it? The small hand is on the 6 and the cat's paw is on my chin.'

"When did my 'just-woke-up' face become my 'all-day' face?"

"You didn't have to do that, Simon. It tells you on the box if there's a free gift inside!"

"It's not the going to work I mind . . . it's that they actually expect me to work when I'm there!"

Entertainment vs Get Serious Committees

'Since we were first married, I vowed I'd never let Jim see me slopping around in the mornings with my hair in curlers!'

'You've got mail.'

'This is an up and coming area. You may wish to shave before you buy the paper in future.'

Listen, Mom - someone in there must be ticklish!

"Ladies ladies, please. There's enough of me to go around."

"Chinese food? I'll call it in if you'll pick it up."

'I'm gonna tell Mom you ate a bad word!'

Voice on the webcam to man's dog - You're looking a bit rough this morning, John.

'I'm the toothpaste genie offering you a free dental plan!'