Looking for a gift for the creative coffee lover who often ends up with a splash or two? Our collection humorously captures the morning chaos of coffee spills and spills—because every artist knows that even messes can be beautiful. Whether they’re crafting, designing, or just starting their day, these playful items are sure to bring a smile and a bit of levity to their daily routine.
Being vertically challenged, I never realized my dream of becoming a pro basketball player. But on a trip to work, it was just like I was a hoops star! I spilled some coffee when walking. I dribble whenever my feet are in motion. I took a selfie when I stopped at the ATM - it was a nice bank shot. Then as I neared the office, I came down the lane - and made an impressive display of driving and dunking. I should be getting a big shoe sponsorship contract any day now!
'I had my attorney draw this up. It states that if I choose to rise, I don't necessarily have to shine.'
Back to work...
"I'm sorry, Walter, but I need room to write."
"My inner child wants to have a playdate with your inner child."
"You order the raspberry danish?"
'Now time for a coffee while hubby cleans up the mess.'
Big Newspaper Delivery
"How about a little more coffee?"
"It's another day, Phil. Planning to suit up?"
I am coffee and I need more coffee
"'60 Minutes' is on."
'Gravity wins - again.'
'Sorry I'm late - My sundial didn't go off.'
Join me in a cup of tea!
Darlene? Rudy? I heard you might be hanging out here. I thought I'd come by just to say hello and see how you're doing. That's nice. Coffee King. I love you. Hence Coffee King. House of Java.
"Spare me the early bird lecture."
"Uggh! Who am I?" 'Rory Bremner wakes up with a hangover'
Office Gossip: Your Business (In) and My Business (Out).
"Transitioning from home to office again is more difficult for some than others."
"Don't rush me! I won't be much of a busy bee if I don't get my second cup of coffee."
'...and then the coffee morning led to an afternoon beer festival, followed by a cheese and wine tasting evening.'
"You taught him to bring the paper?" "Just the comics."
"It's someone's turn to make the coffee..."
'It's a true real scientific fact! If I don't open my eyes, today will go away!'
"On days when I need to get out of bed and go to work, I close my eyes until the feeling passes."
'Was the class too early for you?'
Monday Checklist.
George was not a morning person.
Man spilling coffee and papers, looking like an awkward dance
"...were in fact not victims but just had a really, really hard time getting out of bed this morning."
'I'm running late again this morning...' - '...in the vain hope that somebody will fire me.' - 'Gah. My life is ridiculous.'
'Was the interview too early for you?'
"Oops, sorry new guy, I guess I forgot to mention he's not a morning person..."
"He was that needy, he actually asked me on a second date."
Explore our collection of mugs designed for those who love coffee, chaos, and creativity. Perfect for spilling with style!
Discover Pillows that bring humor and personality to any room, perfect for creative minds who love a good coffee spill story.
Browse our prints that celebrate the glorious messiness of mornings—great for adding a touch of humor to any creative space.
Check out our humorous t-shirts that celebrate morning mayhem and creative spirit. Great for coffee lovers with a wild side!