Coffee Spiller Gifts

'A keyboard is like a beautiful woman... you have to know which buttons to press to get what you want...' - '...and if you accidentally spill hot coffee on it then it doesn't work quite as well.' - 'Jerk.' - 'I said sorry like a hundred times already!'

'What bothers me about these meetings is even though it's work, I have the nagging feeling I ought to leave and get back to work.'

'I had my attorney draw this up. It states that if I choose to rise, I don't necessarily have to shine.'

Working Late

"My inner child wants to have a playdate with your inner child."

"You sure you guys don't spike the coffee?"

"I'm sorry, Walter, but I need room to write."

'Now time for a coffee while hubby cleans up the mess.'

"You order the raspberry danish?"

"I'm a stay-at-work dad."

Working from Home: In/Still In

Daily Grind Coffee Cup

"'60 Minutes' is on."

Darlene? Rudy? I heard you might be hanging out here. I thought I'd come by just to say hello and see how you're doing. That's nice. Coffee King. I love you. Hence Coffee King. House of Java.

Office Gossip: Your Business (In) and My Business (Out).

'Fantastic chance to show what you can do...resources are of course stretched...we'd be very grateful.'

"Transitioning from home to office again is more difficult for some than others."

Cafe. He's a caffeine addict. Nobody can match his intake. An espresso machine!

"You taught him to bring the paper?" "Just the comics."

'Okay children, who knows the actions to I'm A Little Espresso Machine?'

One of the positives of having to 'Shelter in Place'...

"He was that needy, he actually asked me on a second date."

Being vertically challenged, I never realized my dream of becoming a pro basketball player. But on a trip to work, it was just like I was a hoops star! I spilled some coffee when walking. I dribble whenever my feet are in motion. I took a selfie when I stopped at the ATM - it was a nice bank shot. Then as I neared the office, I came down the lane - and made an impressive display of driving and dunking. I should be getting a big shoe sponsorship contract any day now!

Next Coffee Shop 4M

"The eyes of the beast burrowed deep into his soul with laser-sharp precision. In a moment, Liam would succumb to the relentless silent stare of his nemesis and best friend. One question remained: kibble or canned?"

Man spilling coffee and papers, looking like an awkward dance

"I had to switch to tea, coffee was keeping me up all day."

Extreme Coworking Space

Having flexibility over where and when you work, can help with your productivity.

IT department/Cup of T department.

"We are experiencing high call volume. Please do not hold."

'Mom, does half 'n' half come from cows that can't make up their minds?'

Paddy Macaroon.

What year is this? Pardon? Aromatic. Full-bodied. Very approachable. Buttery. Swish swish swish. Yet with aggressive undertones, and an unforgiving aftertaste. Acidic after all. I should like another year. Something crisp yet dry. It's instant decaf coffee brewer with tap water! He's quite aggressive. And not so full-bodied. Pretentious people stink.

"I'm going to grab a brew, Joey. Give me a squawk if my ship comes in."