Gravy Spiller Gifts

Just another day at a British Petroleum cafeteria.

Gramma's Tators & Gravy...All You Can Eat!

Man's cooking explodes.

All-Day Breakfast

"I'm sorry, Walter, but I need room to write."

"The secret of my success is combining eggs, meat and bread in enough ways to make an eight page breakfast menu."

It's all gravy.

'He never listened to his mother!'

Thanksgiving Feast. Get lots of turkey, but not too much of you'll have to take a pause at the nap box. I'm skipping the cranberries and going for the green beans and the potatoes. I'm at the stuffing now and getting bonus points for extra gravy! Hey! There's a shortcut through the corn, straight to the pumpkin pie! I win! Not so fast. You missed the most important spot where you give thanks for your family and friends. Oh, you're right. It's okay that I didn't win. I'll get you tomor

"She's pretty smart. She already knows enough to spit out vegetables."

"I think the milk's off!"

'Say what you like about Capitalism, it makes the gravy train run on time.'

'I wish John would stop using that gourmet pet food that makes gravy when you add water.'

In the houseplant cemetery.

"Pop, what part of ‘rest in peace’ don’t you understand?!"

Office Gossip: Your Business (In) and My Business (Out).

'Seriously, Earl, if you say you've got a bone to pick with me one more time, I'm out of here.'

'I can't keep a secret, either!'

Dog steals a bone from a cemetery.

"She always said she'd only share this recipe over her dead body."

"So for you being buried alive was largely a negative experience?"

'Well, not his very last words, just his last words on twitter.'

'Hey man that's a gas!'

George has been trying for years to get Margaret to stop feeding the deer...

"I'll have the successful businessman's lunch, please, with extra gravy."

"I've crossed a potato with a sponge. You should see it soak up gravy."

'How about a drink?' - 'You've got gravy.'

"It was three hours before we realised that he wasn't playing dead."

Burke and Hare and Hare

'The gravy turned out a bit thick.'

"Gravy turned out a little thick."

Being vertically challenged, I never realized my dream of becoming a pro basketball player. But on a trip to work, it was just like I was a hoops star! I spilled some coffee when walking. I dribble whenever my feet are in motion. I took a selfie when I stopped at the ATM - it was a nice bank shot. Then as I neared the office, I came down the lane - and made an impressive display of driving and dunking. I should be getting a big shoe sponsorship contract any day now!

"Are you sure you can trust this doctor?"

'The surgeon left a couple sponges in me, but on the plus side, I'm able to soak up spills without a mop.'

'He's a good kid - Puts lots of gravy on his homework.'