Gravy Spiller Gifts

Gramma's Tators & Gravy...All You Can Eat!

Man's cooking explodes.

"The secret of my success is combining eggs, meat and bread in enough ways to make an eight page breakfast menu."

All-Day Breakfast

"I'm sorry, Walter, but I need room to write."

'He never listened to his mother!'

It's all gravy.

'Say what you like about Capitalism, it makes the gravy train run on time.'

"I think the milk's off!"

"She's pretty smart. She already knows enough to spit out vegetables."

'I wish John would stop using that gourmet pet food that makes gravy when you add water.'

"Pop, what part of ‘rest in peace’ don’t you understand?!"

In the houseplant cemetery.

'Seriously, Earl, if you say you've got a bone to pick with me one more time, I'm out of here.'

'I can't keep a secret, either!'

"So for you being buried alive was largely a negative experience?"

"She always said she'd only share this recipe over her dead body."

'Hey man that's a gas!'

Dog steals a bone from a cemetery.

Burke and Hare and Hare

"I've crossed a potato with a sponge. You should see it soak up gravy."

George has been trying for years to get Margaret to stop feeding the deer...

"It was three hours before we realised that he wasn't playing dead."

'The gravy turned out a bit thick.'

"Gravy turned out a little thick."

"I'll have the successful businessman's lunch, please, with extra gravy."

"Are you sure you can trust this doctor?"

'How about a drink?' - 'You've got gravy.'

'The surgeon left a couple sponges in me, but on the plus side, I'm able to soak up spills without a mop.'

'He's a good kid - Puts lots of gravy on his homework.'

Grave with satellite dish.