Coffee Spiller Pillows

'A keyboard is like a beautiful woman... you have to know which buttons to press to get what you want...' - '...and if you accidentally spill hot coffee on it then it doesn't work quite as well.' - 'Jerk.' - 'I said sorry like a hundred times already!'

'What bothers me about these meetings is even though it's work, I have the nagging feeling I ought to leave and get back to work.'

'I had my attorney draw this up. It states that if I choose to rise, I don't necessarily have to shine.'

Working Late

"My inner child wants to have a playdate with your inner child."

"You sure you guys don't spike the coffee?"

"I'm sorry, Walter, but I need room to write."

"You order the raspberry danish?"

'Now time for a coffee while hubby cleans up the mess.'

"I'm a stay-at-work dad."

Working from Home: In/Still In

"'60 Minutes' is on."

Daily Grind Coffee Cup

"Transitioning from home to office again is more difficult for some than others."

'Fantastic chance to show what you can do...resources are of course stretched...we'd be very grateful.'

"You taught him to bring the paper?" "Just the comics."

'Okay children, who knows the actions to I'm A Little Espresso Machine?'

Next Coffee Shop 4M

"The eyes of the beast burrowed deep into his soul with laser-sharp precision. In a moment, Liam would succumb to the relentless silent stare of his nemesis and best friend. One question remained: kibble or canned?"

"I had to switch to tea, coffee was keeping me up all day."

Man spilling coffee and papers, looking like an awkward dance

One of the positives of having to 'Shelter in Place'...

Extreme Coworking Space

IT department/Cup of T department.

Having flexibility over where and when you work, can help with your productivity.

'Mom, does half 'n' half come from cows that can't make up their minds?'

"We are experiencing high call volume. Please do not hold."

Medusa, first thing in the morning.

Joan forgets to put on her car hand-brake again.

"I'm going to grab a brew, Joey. Give me a squawk if my ship comes in."