Morning Coffee Spiller Pillows

Being vertically challenged, I never realized my dream of becoming a pro basketball player. But on a trip to work, it was just like I was a hoops star! I spilled some coffee when walking. I dribble whenever my feet are in motion. I took a selfie when I stopped at the ATM - it was a nice bank shot. Then as I neared the office, I came down the lane - and made an impressive display of driving and dunking. I should be getting a big shoe sponsorship contract any day now!

'I had my attorney draw this up. It states that if I choose to rise, I don't necessarily have to shine.'

Back to work...

"I'm sorry, Walter, but I need room to write."

"My inner child wants to have a playdate with your inner child."

"You order the raspberry danish?"

'Now time for a coffee while hubby cleans up the mess.'

Big Newspaper Delivery

"How about a little more coffee?"

"It's another day, Phil. Planning to suit up?"

I am coffee and I need more coffee

"'60 Minutes' is on."

'Gravity wins - again.'

'Sorry I'm late - My sundial didn't go off.'

Join me in a cup of tea!

Darlene? Rudy? I heard you might be hanging out here. I thought I'd come by just to say hello and see how you're doing. That's nice. Coffee King. I love you. Hence Coffee King. House of Java.

"Spare me the early bird lecture."

"Uggh! Who am I?" 'Rory Bremner wakes up with a hangover'

Office Gossip: Your Business (In) and My Business (Out).

"Transitioning from home to office again is more difficult for some than others."

"Don't rush me! I won't be much of a busy bee if I don't get my second cup of coffee."

'...and then the coffee morning led to an afternoon beer festival, followed by a cheese and wine tasting evening.'

"You taught him to bring the paper?" "Just the comics."

"It's someone's turn to make the coffee..."

'It's a true real scientific fact! If I don't open my eyes, today will go away!'

"On days when I need to get out of bed and go to work, I close my eyes until the feeling passes."

'Was the class too early for you?'

Monday Checklist.

George was not a morning person.

Man spilling coffee and papers, looking like an awkward dance

"...were in fact not victims but just had a really, really hard time getting out of bed this morning."

'I'm running late again this morning...' - '...in the vain hope that somebody will fire me.' - 'Gah. My life is ridiculous.'

'Was the interview too early for you?'

"Oops, sorry new guy, I guess I forgot to mention he's not a morning person..."

"He was that needy, he actually asked me on a second date."