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'I had my attorney draw this up. It states that if I choose to rise, I don't necessarily have to shine.'

Back to work...

"My inner child wants to have a playdate with your inner child."

"I'm sorry, Walter, but I need room to write."

"How about a little more coffee?"

Big Newspaper Delivery

"You order the raspberry danish?"

'Now time for a coffee while hubby cleans up the mess.'

"It's another day, Phil. Planning to suit up?"

I am coffee and I need more coffee

"'60 Minutes' is on."

'Gravity wins - again.'

Join me in a cup of tea!

'Sorry I'm late - My sundial didn't go off.'

"Spare me the early bird lecture."

"Uggh! Who am I?" 'Rory Bremner wakes up with a hangover'

"Don't rush me! I won't be much of a busy bee if I don't get my second cup of coffee."

'...and then the coffee morning led to an afternoon beer festival, followed by a cheese and wine tasting evening.'

"Transitioning from home to office again is more difficult for some than others."

"You taught him to bring the paper?" "Just the comics."

'It's a true real scientific fact! If I don't open my eyes, today will go away!'

"On days when I need to get out of bed and go to work, I close my eyes until the feeling passes."

'Was the class too early for you?'

"It's someone's turn to make the coffee..."

Monday Checklist.

"I had to switch to tea, coffee was keeping me up all day."

'I'm running late again this morning...' - '...in the vain hope that somebody will fire me.' - 'Gah. My life is ridiculous.'

Monday 5:30 am

Man spilling coffee and papers, looking like an awkward dance

George was not a morning person.

"...were in fact not victims but just had a really, really hard time getting out of bed this morning."