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"I'm sorry, Walter, but I need room to write."

The writer: something who devotes a lifetime of solitude to the same of communication.

'As a famous writer, could you do something to help jumpstart my career?'

"Your editor called again to see if the well was still dry."

'To you it's wine, to me, it's my writer's block vaccine.'

"I've read all your books and seen all your plays, and I wear your 'Gimme' cap."

Meet the author

"It all happened so fast. 'Notable Book of the Year' to the remainder shelves to HERE in just six months!"

The novel was printed and in the stores ... any minute now, the world would beat down his door.

"Where do you get your derivative ideas?"

Freedom

"No wonder you can't write, you're not plugged in!"

'The first thing we will do is select a block captain.'

'After three years of writer's block, I began writing about writer's block.'

"I just want to say thanks for getting me into this writing group."

Skywriter's Block

"We're still pretty far apart. I'm looking for a six-figure advance and they're refusing to read the manuscript."

'Ed' 'Op-ed'

'This week's column is going to be about Writer's Block, and it's...'

'Are you sure this is the only way to get rid of your writers block?'

'It's not enough that you want to publish it, you must beg for it.'

The Cartoonist's armoury

"She's always writing in that journal of hers. Maybe she'll be a notary public when she grows up."

Tomb of the unpublished author.

'I have a case of...oh, heck. What's that called?'

'I can't keep a secret, either!'

"Don't write it!"

Content writers.

Publisher

'Quit fooling with that stupid blog and do some REAL writing!'