Celebrate the coffee chaos with our witty t-shirts that embrace the mess and humor of spills. Perfect for coffee lovers who’take their humor as strong as their brew, these shirts are a cheerful addition to any wardrobe.
I'm Andy Cooperman, CNM News, with a breaking story. This is chaos. Madness. What went wrong? Can we recover? What? How? Where? When? Why? I tripped and spilled a cup of coffee. Then I cleaned it up. This reporter has never seen anything like it. 24-hour news gets a little desperate when there's a lull in actual crises. Let's go to our experts. It's apocalyptic.
Just don't let the old man get you down.
"Fire one shot if you find a waterhole or two for a coffeeshop."
'How are we supposed to think the unthinkable if we have to drink the drinkable?'
Witches Brew
"Of course homeworking has lots of advantages."
Coffee Overload: 'I'll have a low fat soy latte, no sugar, two biscotti...make that a Columbian-Kenyan bean bend...oh make it snappy, I'm in a hurry!'
'Fantastic chance to show what you can do...resources are of course stretched...we'd be very grateful.'
Know Your Level
Billy strip: bed pan.
Green Coffee
Man spilling coffee and papers, looking like an awkward dance
Being vertically challenged, I never realized my dream of becoming a pro basketball player. But on a trip to work, it was just like I was a hoops star! I spilled some coffee when walking. I dribble whenever my feet are in motion. I took a selfie when I stopped at the ATM - it was a nice bank shot. Then as I neared the office, I came down the lane - and made an impressive display of driving and dunking. I should be getting a big shoe sponsorship contract any day now!
One cappuccino please, and I wanted to give you this. A note. How formal. Dear small local independent coffee house ... I went to Starbucks this morning. I'm sorry. Can you ever forgive me? What if I agree to purge what I ate? The written apology is sufficient.
"I'm telling you. . . something's not right with this coffee."
"...but you uncovered this cafe's secret conspiracy to addict us to over-caffeinated drinks."
Solutions Consultant: "In my opinion, the coffee has too much sugar dissolved in it."
'It's going to be a painful meeting for you, so take a slug of this rot-gut coffee and bite on this #2 pencil.'
"I secretly put decaf in my office coffeemaker so all of my coworkers work at my speed.'
protecting keyboard from drink
Diner Coffee/Coughy
The Fountain of Espresso
ACME Vending LTD
"For dessert, that's black coffee, crème bruleé and, will you be having a T-shirt?"
'My Marlon went down on his knees for me last night - I'd punched him in the belly.'
One cappuccino coming right up!
'A keyboard is like a beautiful woman... you have to know which buttons to press to get what you want...' - '...and if you accidentally spill hot coffee on it then it doesn't work quite as well.' - 'Jerk.' - 'I said sorry like a hundred times already!'
"Apparently reading about cancer can give you cancer!"
'Why aren't we using the test tubes that don't look like coffee mugs?!'
"Can I ask your advice about something you'd rather not know about me?"
This has been a test of the extremely annoying noises system.
"I'm the kind of guy who likes his espresso with plenty of cream and sugar. And no espresso.".
Let me guess
"Mrs. Smith, I know that you parents have to pay a fine if you keep your child off school without permission, but your impersonation of Julie isn't fooling anyone!"
Looking for mugs that celebrate coffee spills? Explore our collection of humorous mugs perfect for the coffee spiller sympathizer who enjoys a good laugh over their caffeine mishaps.
Cozy up with pillows that bring humor to life's messes. Perfect for coffee lovers who appreciate a good joke, these cushions add softness and wit to any space.
Decorate with prints that celebrate coffee spills with humor and charm. A fun way to add personality to any room for the coffee enthusiast with a sense of humor.