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Let me guess

Come in, minion. What's up, boss? I'm writing a novel. It's a thriller about an intrepid caf

The prying mantis,

A man walks his dog wearing a cone.

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

Evolution of a coffee drinker.

"Does it count it after an 80 hour week he's here in body but his mind is off in La La land?"

"Hmmm ... perhaps a pinot noir less spilly?"

"All this namby pamby nonsense about stress...I've been stressed for YEARS and it's never done ME any harm... " "But you're only 25!"

Non-Jet Lag.

'When I registered for this class, in computer programming, nobody told me that it's all about converting caffeine into computer code.'

Too Much Coffee Man

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"Oh no! This chimney needs re-pointing."

"Rough day; I have a staff meeting at nine, presentation at ten, big conference call at noon and then at three I'm getting fired and escorted out of the building by security."

'I won't let global warming change my lifestyle.'

"Fire one shot if you find a waterhole or two for a coffeeshop."

'How are we supposed to think the unthinkable if we have to drink the drinkable?'

"What's the big deal? We pull all-nighters all the time."

'Damn! I was saving that for a rainy day!'

"Next year I'm planting rice instead of potatoes"

The morning show for people who HATE mornings

Getting things done.

I think it must have been one hierarchical pyramid reduction strategy too many!...

'Test results are back. Coffee, donuts, sleep deprivation. Doc, you've got to start taking better care of yourself.'

"Man! I just had to pull another all-dayer."

Coffee Overload: 'I'll have a low fat soy latte, no sugar, two biscotti...make that a Columbian-Kenyan bean bend...oh make it snappy, I'm in a hurry!'

"You're being audited. Are you nervous?"

"Don't rush me! I won't be much of a busy bee if I don't get my second cup of coffee."

"When I said you should get more sleep I meant at home!"

'I don't think there actually is a right side of the bed for you to wake up on, Dear!'

"Tuesday mornings don't get enough respect. They should be hated just as much as Monday mornings."

'I didn't know it was so dangerous. . . Mac's coffee.'

Cowboy with saddle coffee holder.

Green Coffee