Coffee Spill Survivor Pillows

The prying mantis,

A man walks his dog wearing a cone.

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

"Hmmm ... perhaps a pinot noir less spilly?"

Evolution of a coffee drinker.

"Does it count it after an 80 hour week he's here in body but his mind is off in La La land?"

"All this namby pamby nonsense about stress...I've been stressed for YEARS and it's never done ME any harm... " "But you're only 25!"

Non-Jet Lag.

'When I registered for this class, in computer programming, nobody told me that it's all about converting caffeine into computer code.'

"Rough day; I have a staff meeting at nine, presentation at ten, big conference call at noon and then at three I'm getting fired and escorted out of the building by security."

Too Much Coffee Man

'I won't let global warming change my lifestyle.'

"Oh no! This chimney needs re-pointing."

"Fire one shot if you find a waterhole or two for a coffeeshop."

'Damn! I was saving that for a rainy day!'

'How are we supposed to think the unthinkable if we have to drink the drinkable?'

"What's the big deal? We pull all-nighters all the time."

"Next year I'm planting rice instead of potatoes"

'Test results are back. Coffee, donuts, sleep deprivation. Doc, you've got to start taking better care of yourself.'

I think it must have been one hierarchical pyramid reduction strategy too many!...

The morning show for people who HATE mornings

Getting things done.

"Man! I just had to pull another all-dayer."

Coffee Overload: 'I'll have a low fat soy latte, no sugar, two biscotti...make that a Columbian-Kenyan bean bend...oh make it snappy, I'm in a hurry!'

"You're being audited. Are you nervous?"

"Don't rush me! I won't be much of a busy bee if I don't get my second cup of coffee."

'I don't think there actually is a right side of the bed for you to wake up on, Dear!'

"When I said you should get more sleep I meant at home!"

"Tuesday mornings don't get enough respect. They should be hated just as much as Monday mornings."

'I didn't know it was so dangerous. . . Mac's coffee.'

Cowboy with saddle coffee holder.

Green Coffee

Spring turkey season has Pete super paranoid...