Soda Spill Survivor Pillows

"Look at this! This educational researcher says that the pipeline that carries girls from kindergarten to college is full of bright, ambitious young women. And that pipeline that carries boys is leaking. Badly."

Caddie brings his golfer a shovel in the sand trap.

"We won!"

The prophet who changed water into diet grapefruit soda.

The Alpha Seltzer

'How about joining us for a soda and pizza after the ceremony?'

"Hmmm ... perhaps a pinot noir less spilly?"

"Oh no! This chimney needs re-pointing."

'I won't let global warming change my lifestyle.'

'Do you mind if I take a straw?'

'Damn! I was saving that for a rainy day!'

"Next year I'm planting rice instead of potatoes"

Energy Drinks

"I hate this damn counter and, by the way, you stink."

'Dewey is a cowboy's cowboy!'

"These drinks are fun even after you've finished them."

'Don't they look silly?'

"In this plant we bottle soft drinks, Tim, not our emotions."

Man watching a huge T.V., while eating a huge box of snacks and drinking a huge can of soda

Offering a golfer a spade.

"I hate sand traps."

A man ice fishing through a hole in the ice opened using a soda can pull tab.

'Don't look now, Kellmyer, But your pants are in material breach.'

Flood-stricken woman saves goldfish

"The idea is to start a little satellite program of our own...."

"My dad doesn't give me enough credit. He thinks if I watch TV all day long the commercials will influence everything I do."

Four Weddings and a Funeral and a Bag of Popcorn and a Coke

"Folsom's seasick, sir."

'I'd like to exchange these cola can tokens for a book on hyperactivity.'