Coffee Spiller Sympathizer Pillows

Just don't let the old man get you down.

"Fire one shot if you find a waterhole or two for a coffeeshop."

'How are we supposed to think the unthinkable if we have to drink the drinkable?'

"Of course homeworking has lots of advantages."

Coffee Overload: 'I'll have a low fat soy latte, no sugar, two biscotti...make that a Columbian-Kenyan bean bend...oh make it snappy, I'm in a hurry!'

'Fantastic chance to show what you can do...resources are of course stretched...we'd be very grateful.'

Billy strip: bed pan.

Green Coffee

Man spilling coffee and papers, looking like an awkward dance

"I'm telling you. . . something's not right with this coffee."

"...but you uncovered this cafe's secret conspiracy to addict us to over-caffeinated drinks."

Solutions Consultant: "In my opinion, the coffee has too much sugar dissolved in it."

'It's going to be a painful meeting for you, so take a slug of this rot-gut coffee and bite on this #2 pencil.'

"I secretly put decaf in my office coffeemaker so all of my coworkers work at my speed.'

protecting keyboard from drink

Diner Coffee/Coughy

The Fountain of Espresso

ACME Vending LTD

"For dessert, that's black coffee, crème bruleé and, will you be having a T-shirt?"

'My Marlon went down on his knees for me last night - I'd punched him in the belly.'

One cappuccino coming right up!

'A keyboard is like a beautiful woman... you have to know which buttons to press to get what you want...' - '...and if you accidentally spill hot coffee on it then it doesn't work quite as well.' - 'Jerk.' - 'I said sorry like a hundred times already!'

"Apparently reading about cancer can give you cancer!"

'Why aren't we using the test tubes that don't look like coffee mugs?!'

"Can I ask your advice about something you'd rather not know about me?"

"I'm the kind of guy who likes his espresso with plenty of cream and sugar. And no espresso.".

"Mrs. Smith, I know that you parents have to pay a fine if you keep your child off school without permission, but your impersonation of Julie isn't fooling anyone!"