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The prying mantis,

Non-Power Breakfast

"Hmmm ... perhaps a pinot noir less spilly?"

"Why do parishioners only eat half their donuts???" "Partial indulgence."

Too Much Coffee Man

'I won't let global warming change my lifestyle.'

"Oh no! This chimney needs re-pointing."

"Fire one shot if you find a waterhole or two for a coffeeshop."

'Damn! I was saving that for a rainy day!'

'How are we supposed to think the unthinkable if we have to drink the drinkable?'

"Next year I'm planting rice instead of potatoes"

"Of course homeworking has lots of advantages."

They say you can't go home again. They ought to know. They own the company.

Green Coffee

Man spilling coffee and papers, looking like an awkward dance

Flood-stricken woman saves goldfish

'And this is Mr Whittingstall...He's in charge of compliance.'

'This is a fine time to think we should have bought a houseboat!'

'Stop complaining or I'll take you home and serve you some of my husband's cooking!'

"Why - do I LOOK absorbent?"

'It beats getting up early and getting a worm.'

Coffee cup lids that don't fit properly and then dribble dwon the front of your best outfit just before the big meeting.

'After the first few floods our insurance company insisted we future-proof the house.'

'Look, we were really misled about how cool you were...Would you mind sitting at another table?'

'Don't worry, the ground water here is clean.'

'I wonder what the excuse will be this time...'

"I thought help would be here by now."

"Of course I remembered your tennis ball collection."

I'm Andy Cooperman, CNM News, with a breaking story. This is chaos. Madness. What went wrong? Can we recover? What? How? Where? When? Why? I tripped and spilled a cup of coffee. Then I cleaned it up. This reporter has never seen anything like it. 24-hour news gets a little desperate when there's a lull in actual crises. Let's go to our experts. It's apocalyptic.

'No, we're not capturing you for a bizarre sexual experiment. We thought you might like to come to our coffee morning.'

'Well - how'd the party go, after I left last night?'

"Not you, too, Larry. Pumpkin-flavored?"

Flood

Men are like March, they come in like a lion and leave like a lamb.