Coffee Spill Artist T-Shirts

Man spilling coffee and papers, looking like an awkward dance

"We have three house blends: 'One More Chance', 'Forget About It' or 'I'll See You In Fun Court'."

Face painting.

Multi-tasking.

'Missed again, eh, Bob? Maybe you should switch to decaf!'

Oil Spill: 'Oh dear! That was the last of our extra virgin.'

"Congratulations! You unlocked the devil in your coffee. Microwave a seventh time and you'll meet L. Ron Hubbard."

Working from Home: In/Still In

"A barista should always follow his instincts."

'This decaf's lousy.'

Coffee Overload: 'I'll have a low fat soy latte, no sugar, two biscotti...make that a Columbian-Kenyan bean bend...oh make it snappy, I'm in a hurry!'

"Our breakfast burrito is just like our lunch burrito, except it contains 876 mgs of caffeine."

"Say when!"

Extreme Coworking Space

"I'll have a skinny latte..."

"I secretly put decaf in my office coffeemaker so all of my coworkers work at my speed.'

Stirrbucks

ACME Vending LTD

'This is ornithology - Arts next door!'

The Fountain of Espresso

"We decorated the eggs, the bacon and the toast."

"It's time to meet your maker."

Darnit, I missed the train...

"Oops!"

'Where are we dumping the sludge?'

Diving through holes in diving board.

De'ja' va - "This coffee is starting to repeat on me!"

"I'll explain later, but for now let's stick with the old - albeit confusing - size descriptions."

'Why aren't we using the test tubes that don't look like coffee mugs?!'

"It's the coffee flavor for those who hate the taste of coffee."