Coffee Spill Artist T-Shirts

Man spilling coffee and papers, looking like an awkward dance

"We have three house blends: 'One More Chance', 'Forget About It' or 'I'll See You In Fun Court'."

Come in, minion. What's up, boss? I'm writing a novel. It's a thriller about an intrepid caf

Face painting.

Multi-tasking.

'Missed again, eh, Bob? Maybe you should switch to decaf!'

Oil Spill: 'Oh dear! That was the last of our extra virgin.'

Working from Home: In/Still In

"Congratulations! You unlocked the devil in your coffee. Microwave a seventh time and you'll meet L. Ron Hubbard."

'This decaf's lousy.'

"A barista should always follow his instincts."

Coffee Overload: 'I'll have a low fat soy latte, no sugar, two biscotti...make that a Columbian-Kenyan bean bend...oh make it snappy, I'm in a hurry!'

"Our breakfast burrito is just like our lunch burrito, except it contains 876 mgs of caffeine."

"Say when!"

Latte, numbskull. We offer zero percent financing. No money down and no interest for two weeks. You then make eight monthly payment at 25% interest. How greedy. Well, coincidentally, I'm offering 0% coffee in my mouth ... Uh-oh. 100% dumped on your head. Must finance new shirt.

Extreme Coworking Space

"I secretly put decaf in my office coffeemaker so all of my coworkers work at my speed.'

"I'll have a skinny latte..."

Stirrbucks

Come in, minion. What's up, boss? I'm writing a novel. It's a thriller about an intrepid café owner who discovers a map to the lost coffee bean of the ancients. The bean is hidden in crumbling catacombs beneath a booby-trapped Mayan temple. Braving an almost certain grisly death ... The cafe owner sends his obsequious minion to liberate the bean. Wait ... what? But the story really gets going when the evil minion tries filing for workman's comp just because he loses a few toes. Can the brave own

"We decorated the eggs, the bacon and the toast."

ACME Vending LTD

'This is ornithology - Arts next door!'

The Fountain of Espresso

"Oops!"

"It's time to meet your maker."

Darnit, I missed the train...

De'ja' va - "This coffee is starting to repeat on me!"

I'm Andy Cooperman, CNM News, with a breaking story. This is chaos. Madness. What went wrong? Can we recover? What? How? Where? When? Why? I tripped and spilled a cup of coffee. Then I cleaned it up. This reporter has never seen anything like it. 24-hour news gets a little desperate when there's a lull in actual crises. Let's go to our experts. It's apocalyptic.

'Where are we dumping the sludge?'

Diving through holes in diving board.

"Attention, everyone. After many years of sittng here with his laptop, Ed Fessler is retiring form our coffee shop. Let's hear it for him."

"I'll explain later, but for now let's stick with the old - albeit confusing - size descriptions."

'Why aren't we using the test tubes that don't look like coffee mugs?!'

"It's the coffee flavor for those who hate the taste of coffee."