Oil Spill Disaster Artist T-Shirts

Oil Spill: 'Oh dear! That was the last of our extra virgin.'

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

"Measure twice, cut once...and curse three times!"

"I love your work!"

"I'd like to have my teeth scrimshawed without being, you know, harpooned."

'This is my natural habitat.'

"Hello?"

'Oil painting is fine, but I can't do watercolours, obviously...'

"There are those who say I'm a throwback to Monet."

Rats deserting a sinking ship

Of all the times for us to run in to team GB's Olympic synchronised swimming squad!

"We didn't have any whipped cream, so I used foaming hand soap."

"I've fixed the shelf, darling."

"Wow! You've made a lovely job of those shelves in the hallway Gary!"

'Fred's opinion of crab grass is if you can't beat it, join it.'

"What … have … you … done?"

My boat

"... 'Do it yourself enthusiast'?... No, George is more of a, 'cock it up yourself enthusiast'!"

The Hudson River School of Art.

"Can you weaken the spring or something? -- It keeps knocking my coffee over."

A botched home improvement job.

'Those showy blooms are very susceptible to pests.'

Paint-By-Numbers in Nature

"And this, my son, is how you do stencil art!"

'Seeing the Winterton's Japanese garden gave us the idea. It's a Kamikaze replica. Full size.'

Man Painting Road.

Painter Sheltering Under His Canvas.

'Is it still edible?'

"I know I said I was hungry, but I'm not that hungry."

Harry believed in having the right tool for the wrong job.

'Oh Darren, I just love what you've done with your dung.'

"It's just a hunch, but you may have the power set too high on your pressure washer."

"What kind of naval blockade is this?"

Man spilling coffee and papers, looking like an awkward dance

:Time to check out a YouTube video?"