Coffee Morning Regular T-Shirts

'I've decided to try that new 'camel's milk'... One hump or two?'

"So this coffee shop if your 'hangout'?"

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

"I'm trying to lure in Generation X-ers. They're the new sandwich generation. They're sandwiched between caring for their kids and caring for their parents. So they drink lots and lots of coffee."

'He's finally done it - kicked breakfast TV!'

Non-Power Breakfast

Big Newspaper Delivery

Waking Up With Rooster.

"I hate to sound like a sergeant, Ralph, but it's ten minutes to six."

"I'm thinking of suing your cafe. I just got a $2,000 dental bill. You should be paying for it." "I'm in here every day and I always order your sugary scones and your sugar-filled lattes." "That's why I had twelve cavities!" "I'll settle out of court for a scone and a latte." "No deal."

'Any chance of getting your alarm clock fixed?

'Look. . . for the last time, I'm not playin' 'footsie' with you!'

"I know, I know — it looks silly, but you can’t imagine how warm I am."

Join me in a cup of tea!

'...and then the coffee morning led to an afternoon beer festival, followed by a cheese and wine tasting evening.'

'Nothing like a cup o' Joe before you mow.'

"Shall make another pot?"

'A dozen bagels, please. For here.'

Could you call back later? He doesn't even talk to me before 11am.

'Sorry, but we can't serve you the 'grande' size anymore without a prescription.'

"One can often infer things about the environment from the overall health of the bird population."

"You didn't have to do that, Simon. It tells you on the box if there's a free gift inside!"

"Flavor? It's 'let me drink my first cup before I stab you in the eyes' flavor."

'Realism first thing in the morning might kill him, Mirror Ralph. I'd better stand in.'

"I look forward to coming here for great tasting coffee. Every morning. . . but you are talking so loud I can't even smell it!"

"Great to be back at the 'office', just a glass of water for me, thanks."

"Give me coffee or give me death."

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Coffee tables styled as espresso, Americano and tall skinny latte.