'Okay, how many fingers am I holding up?'
Monster Fanatics Gifts
Looking for a gift for a monster fanatic? Explore our collection of humorous and charming items designed for those obsessed with the monstrous and mythical. From cheeky mugs to playful t-shirts, these gifts capture the wild, creative spirit of monster lovers everywhere. Whether they’re into classic monsters or unique mythical creatures, our products make celebrating their passion fun and memorable.
Groomzilla
'Fortunately Dr Frankenstein obtained the grant fot me to see you.'
'Have you got a mirror, Doctor - He wants to see what he looks like?'
Two Daleks fighting
Monster Baseball. The team's continuing to have some problems this season. Jekyll is good one day and bad the next. Dracula only shows up for night games. The Mummy is always covered in bandages and on the injured list. And King Kong can't keep his mind on the game --- Whenever he sees a pretty woman, he climbs up into the stands after her! At least Frankenstein has been pitching great again, just like when he was young! Yeah, he has a completely new arm!
The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'
Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'
'Take a few days off. Suck some necks ...'
"You do realize I'm going to have to bill you for ten?"
Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster have some fun with the tourists...
Dead Funny
Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight
Frankenstein working at a hot dog stand.
The Loch Ness Rowing Team
"Technically he's a zombie but we'll market him as a hybrid."
',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'
"Isn't he the spitting image of his Dad?"
'Well, now we know why Dracula's been getting all the girls lately.'
"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."
"I'll be a little late. I'm working a double shift."
"Sorry, the sound of your chewing sends me into a rage."
"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."
Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'
"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"
No, this is the red lagoon, the black one is down the road a bit.
King Kongs first christmas
"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."
Horror Stories.
Unemployed recession: the irony is killing me
Dr. Frankenstein creates his newest monster, Frankenmime.
Giant Monster in Bath
'I'd like my £2.50 back'
Myths and legends...
'Harvey, did you notice what a beautiful full moon we have tonight?'
Monster Fanatics Gifts Collection
Monster Fanatics Mugs
Discover more fun and fearsome designs on our dedicated monster fanatic mugs—perfect for every creature enthusiast’s morning ritual.
Monster Fanatics Pillows
Add some mythical comfort to your home décor with our monster fan pillows—designed for fans who love a cozy touch of the mythical.
Monster Fanatics Prints
Explore our collection of monster-themed art prints—an ideal way to showcase your love for all things monstrous and mythical.
Monster Fanatics T-Shirts
Find t-shirts that roar! Browse our selection of monster-themed tees and wear your creature obsession with pride.