Monocycle Enthusiast Gifts

''Their relationship must be getting serious...He's lent her his mono-cycle!'

'Holy-Kanoly' makes his infamous 'Leap-of-Faith' jump.

'Why can't my walks be that fun?'

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

Man on motorbike with side kennel.

Man using exercise bike being chased by dog

Bringing Your Child To The Bicycle Race

Directions: Call a smart friend.

'See? You call my look 'a midlife crisis' but for these guys it's a major TV series.'

You had me at vintage.

Clown to clown on unicycle: 'How does it corner?'

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"It started as a crusade. Now it's just a commute."

CLEAR!

"If you think I ride too fast, Susan...just say so!"

"WOW...this new bike has great acceleration!"

Car carrying bikes, biker carrying car.

(I ride a harley, I drive a porsche, I smoke cigars, I drink martinis...) (So, ….You're impotent?)

'Look at those arms! I was born to ride a Harley Davidson!'

'I think I've found what's been causing my funny buzzing sounds.'

"Thanks to the Internet, I learned to ride a bike. Since I was bored, I also got my pilot's license."

Cat and Dog Bike

Dairy Devil

Two wheels good, four wheels bad.

"What do you mean, it's not an educational toy? I'd have to learn to ride it!"

Biker Lawn Mower

'she's been at that three weeks now and it hasn't moved an inch.'

A crab finds an alternative to walking sideways.

"A classic lowrider bike usually is built on a late 1960's Schwinn 20-inch frame."

Multitasking executive dog

"I'm turning into my mother, and it's awesome!"

People chasing a street performer to give money.

Biker At Museum

'And I say he makes us look bad when he rides around listening to those books.'

Bicycle Sidecar.