Modern Medicine Discussant Gifts

Looking for a gift for someone passionate about modern medicine and creative discussion? Our collection features clever, humorous, and thoughtful items that honor their curiosity and dedication. Perfect for medical professionals, students, or enthusiasts who love engaging conversations about healthcare innovations and breakthroughs. Show appreciation for their curiosity with a gift that combines wit and intellect, ideal for their workspace or home. Inspire more discussions with our unique, medicine-inspired designs.

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"Sorry -- The doctor is out -- But we have like 10 influencers available."

"Sorry -- The doctor is out -- But we have like 10 influencers available." mockup

"Sorry -- The doctor is out -- But we have like 10 influencers available."

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"Your test results are in...now the interpretations can begin."

"Your test results are in...now the interpretations can begin." mockup

"Your test results are in...now the interpretations can begin."

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'You're suffering from job-stress insomnia. Stop counting sheep to fall asleep.'

'You're suffering from job-stress insomnia. Stop counting sheep to fall asleep.' mockup

'You're suffering from job-stress insomnia. Stop counting sheep to fall asleep.'

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Current location

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"Is this your bright idea, Janet?" mockup

"Is this your bright idea, Janet?"

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'Do you want the pill, the suppository, the patch, or the app?'

'Do you want the pill, the suppository, the patch, or the app?' mockup

'Do you want the pill, the suppository, the patch, or the app?'

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'I have no idea what's wrong with you. I just collect information. My computer makes the decisions.'

'I have no idea what's wrong with you. I just collect information. My computer makes the decisions.' mockup

'I have no idea what's wrong with you. I just collect information. My computer makes the decisions.'

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'Take two tokes of weed, Mrs Grunfield, and call me in the morning.'

'Take two tokes of weed, Mrs Grunfield, and call me in the morning.' mockup

'Take two tokes of weed, Mrs Grunfield, and call me in the morning.'

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"Are you sure that cutting them up will make him better?"

"Are you sure that cutting them up will make him better?" mockup

"Are you sure that cutting them up will make him better?"

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"Poverty is a social disease and it's not covered by your health insurance"

"Poverty is a social disease and it's not covered by your health insurance" mockup

"Poverty is a social disease and it's not covered by your health insurance"

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"I have to tell you, I got a totally different diagnosis from someone named PookyPoo on medi-answer.com."

"I have to tell you, I got a totally different diagnosis from someone named PookyPoo on medi-answer.com." mockup

"I have to tell you, I got a totally different diagnosis from someone named PookyPoo on medi-answer.com."

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'How can I help you? We offer - choice, diversity or competition.'

'How can I help you? We offer - choice, diversity or competition.' mockup

'How can I help you? We offer - choice, diversity or competition.'

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"I've been living vicariously through a really boring person."

"I've been living vicariously through a really boring person." mockup

"I've been living vicariously through a really boring person."

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No. 83 In A Series OF Extraordinary Unlikely Events.

No. 83 In A Series OF Extraordinary Unlikely Events. mockup

No. 83 In A Series OF Extraordinary Unlikely Events.

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"Take two aspirin and text me in the morning."

"Take two aspirin and text me in the morning." mockup

"Take two aspirin and text me in the morning."

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"Take two aspirin and email me in the morning."

"Take two aspirin and email me in the morning." mockup

"Take two aspirin and email me in the morning."

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"Nurse, could you please click Ok?" mockup

"Nurse, could you please click Ok?"

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"It seems all doctors agree with you, but I'd still like to get a 15th opinion."

"It seems all doctors agree with you, but I'd still like to get a 15th opinion." mockup

"It seems all doctors agree with you, but I'd still like to get a 15th opinion."

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"Why carry malpractice insurance if you don't malpractice once in a while?"

"Why carry malpractice insurance if you don't malpractice once in a while?" mockup

"Why carry malpractice insurance if you don't malpractice once in a while?"

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"I'm a doctor, I'm allowed to google it."

"I'm a doctor, I'm allowed to google it." mockup

"I'm a doctor, I'm allowed to google it."

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"Supersize me."

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An eye doctor tests a patient's eyesight by having him read an eye chart that starts with "Fight Socialized Healthcare...".

An eye doctor tests a patient's eyesight by having him read an eye chart that starts with "Fight Socialized Healthcare...". mockup

An eye doctor tests a patient's eyesight by having him read an eye chart that starts with "Fight Socialized Healthcare...".

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"Actually, you don't have a pinched nerve...your underwear is too tight!"

"Actually, you don't have a pinched nerve...your underwear is too tight!" mockup

"Actually, you don't have a pinched nerve...your underwear is too tight!"

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'Doctor, I will tell you the whole history of my disease.'

'Doctor, I will tell you the whole history of my disease.' mockup

'Doctor, I will tell you the whole history of my disease.'

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'A second opinion would be appreciated only if confirms my opinion.'

'A second opinion would be appreciated only if confirms my opinion.' mockup

'A second opinion would be appreciated only if confirms my opinion.'

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"I'm tempted to tell you my joke about homeopathy, but I don't think it works."

"I'm tempted to tell you my joke about homeopathy, but I don't think it works." mockup

"I'm tempted to tell you my joke about homeopathy, but I don't think it works."

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"If you could take just one medication, which medication would it be?"

"If you could take just one medication, which medication would it be?" mockup

"If you could take just one medication, which medication would it be?"

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Specialist Directory: Cardiology, Dermatology, Hematology, Leeches

Specialist Directory: Cardiology, Dermatology, Hematology, Leeches mockup

Specialist Directory: Cardiology, Dermatology, Hematology, Leeches

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Destinations

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Make him take about 16 of these a day until we feel better about what we're doing to him!

Make him take about 16 of these a day until we feel better about what we're doing to him! mockup

Make him take about 16 of these a day until we feel better about what we're doing to him!

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'Don't even tell me it's a wart.' mockup

'Don't even tell me it's a wart.'

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"It so happens I have a perfectly good reason for not wearing a mask."

"It so happens I have a perfectly good reason for not wearing a mask." mockup

"It so happens I have a perfectly good reason for not wearing a mask."

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Modern Medicine Discussant Gifts Collection

Modern Medicine Discussant Mugs

Discover our collection of medicine-inspired mugs—perfect for the medical discussant who enjoys a witty cup during their breaks.

Modern Medicine Discussant Pillows

Check out our cozy pillows featuring clever medical themes—great for adding personality to a lounge or office space.

Modern Medicine Discussant Prints

Browse our art prints that celebrate modern medicine and creative discussions—ideal for inspiring any healthcare enthusiast.

Modern Medicine Discussant T-Shirts

Explore our humorous and stylish t-shirts designed for lovers of medical innovation and creative discussions in healthcare.