Healthcare Discussant Gifts

Anti-Vaxer and Covid

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

'Have you heard about the new Medicare drug plan called plan C? Medicare gives you $30 for a bus ticket to Canada!'

'I'll see your Social Security Supplement and raise you Medicare and a Canadian pharmacy ID.'

'It's a brand new state-of-the-art waiting room.'

"I finally have an ailment that isn't so bad that I'm worried, but bad enough for me to complain about constantly"

"Sorry -- The doctor is out -- But we have like 10 influencers available."

"They used to call them G.P.s."

Profits for Big Pharma

US bishops given contraception lifeline.

Antibiotics versus probiotics: A battle of wills.

'And you say your face after you looked at the bill I sent you for your last visit.'

'Legislature' doctor scratching his head over a syringe marked 'Free market Principles' with those marked 'Regulations' in the bin

'I'm holding firm against any government health plan.'

"We at MEGAPHARMA are 100% behind the benefits of 'talking therapies' which is why we've developed MEGAZYMOLIN to enhance the experience..."

'Is there a doctor in the house we can trust?'

Hospital: Accident and Emergency and On Purpose and Suffering Nicely.

"I hope that you're not refusing free dental care for ideological reasons."

'In order for the new Health Care Bill to pass, we'll need to remove the option of Health and Care, and give taxpayers the bill.'

Vaping cigarette

"Would you like me to get one our experts to tell you what you think of it."

No. 83 In A Series OF Extraordinary Unlikely Events.

Warning: Birth control pills carry a history of heart attack or stroke....

"And he can make 347,000 home visits in one night!"

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

"It seems all doctors agree with you, but I'd still like to get a 15th opinion."

'I don't want surgery...can you just touch up the x-rays?'

'Yours is an elective surgery, so we're still deciding if we feel like doing it or not.'

'I need you to open wide, Peel.' - 'Ahhh.' - 'Not your mouth, fool! Your wallet.' - 'Arghhh!' - 'Wider!' - 'Argh!'

"A terminal illness? That's seen as a weakness in my business."

Hospital

'As far as I'm concerned all this talk of 'privatisation' is just a lot of media hype!'

The devolution of the NHS