Modern Life Trends Gifts

"I'm crazed with this noble path- let me get back to you."

'Do you remember when our time away from the office was our time...'

Men's Suits. I hear being suave and sophisticated is coming back in style. That's just an urbane legend.

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out."

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

"Who's taking my order—the committee of the whole, or is there a liaison for decaf?"

"Would you like to keep eighty-seven tabs open?"

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

"The Chicken: Just another body type that shouldn't be permitted to wear yoga pants."

'I can't wait 'til hunting is googling and gathering is calling out for delivery.'

Crap from the future.

"By the end of next week, these fads such as social media, automobiles and making fire will all be over."

"I feel like pushing the envelope this morning, honey, starting with a little grape jelly for that bran muffin."

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

Snoopy with Laptop

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

Keeping warm.

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

The prophet who changed water into diet grapefruit soda.

"My monthly screen time went up from 62 hours to ‘Holy #@!*’."

Weird things I do because of the internet

"Absolutely not!"

"Did you get my tweet?"

"Here's something called "The Fifty Greatest Countdown Shows Ever!""

A Macaroni in 1772

"And now. . . which shoes?"

"Do you want to be vaguely dissatisfied with Italian or Korean?"

"Listen to this: 'Technology reduces the time we spend on a given task, but increases the number of tasks we're expected to do.' Sounds like a no-win situation to me!"

"I shop, therefore I am."

"Hang on. Mommy's just checking to see if she's still relevant to the outside world."

The Modern Novel.

On Aug. 3, 1992, the Moon rose over the horizon wearing heavy eye-liner and mohawk. Fortunately it was just a phase.