Modern Families Gifts

'No, the divorce isn't your fault. Of course, you didn't help things by finding Daddy with Mrs. Ferguson.'

"As a blended family, we've learned to set limits. I limit myself to margaritas and he limits himself to mojitos."

"Is he talking yet? I was hoping he could help me with my new phone."

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

'He's not talking yet, but his texting skills are excellent...'

"Hang on. Mommy's just checking to see if she's still relevant to the outside world."

Amazon Drones Delivering Babies

"Oh, Frank, look! He's sending his first tweet!"

"He just said his first word!"

Believe it or not: Once upon a time Dads couldn't even boil water.

A child sitting on a swing - while playing with a hand-held electronic device or phone

"I couldn't find the phone charger, but I was able to locate all the mouses the kids lost over the years."

'Those are my triplets. Com, Net and Org Barnes.'

Kid is 'Born to Text'.

"Never mind Benjamin – he just lawyers-up to get attention."

"You may now kiss the bride."

'We're playing I'm a mummy with lots of different daddies!'

INTERNET MARRIAGE.

"With the baby-cam, there is no privacy."

"Where am I going to college? I thought this was college."

"I brought frankincense." "I brought gold." "I brought diapers!" "A wise woman!"

"I guess families do come in all shapes and sizes."

"Is the Itsy Bitsy Spider obsessive-compulsive?"

"I'm used to falling asleep with the TV on. Read me an infomercial."

You're right-this is way better than a standing desk.

"Now, Mrs. Stevens, go to work, relax, and leave the social engineering to us."

'Have you googled me to see how old I was when I was born?'

'It's no use! His computer tablet has replaced his blanky!'

"How many times do I have to beep you?"

Sonographer and pregnant couple looking at images of the fetus on a screen with options to share the image on various social media platforms

'I don't care if an app on your phone is monitoring you, you still need a baby sitter when your father and I are gone.'

"So...that's B11, C8, F5, and A3?"

"Santa said to stop making toys. From here on out we'll be making computers and phones. Does anyone know anything about technology?"

'Sending someone to his room was a punishment when I was a kid.'

"I was raised in New York and Nancy is from L.A., but we're bringing up the children bicoastal."