Modern Family Pros Gifts

"We're having a problem naming him. All the domain names we like are already taken!"

"Is he talking yet? I was hoping he could help me with my new phone."

"I got a gold star for going the longest without looking at my phone in class."

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

'He's not talking yet, but his texting skills are excellent...'

"Hang on. Mommy's just checking to see if she's still relevant to the outside world."

Amazon Drones Delivering Babies

"Oh, Frank, look! He's sending his first tweet!"

A child sitting on a swing - while playing with a hand-held electronic device or phone

"He just said his first word!"

'Impressive resume, We'll verify it through Facebook, Twitter and Tumblr and get back to you,'

Kid is 'Born to Text'.

"Never mind Benjamin – he just lawyers-up to get attention."

"I couldn't find the phone charger, but I was able to locate all the mouses the kids lost over the years."

'Those are my triplets. Com, Net and Org Barnes.'

"Congratulations. The ultrasound shows the baby is healthy, a boy and already knows more about technology than you."

"How is it gendered?"

'We're playing I'm a mummy with lots of different daddies!'

"With the baby-cam, there is no privacy."

"I brought frankincense." "I brought gold." "I brought diapers!" "A wise woman!"

"I'm used to falling asleep with the TV on. Read me an infomercial."

"I guess families do come in all shapes and sizes."

You're right-this is way better than a standing desk.

'It's no use! His computer tablet has replaced his blanky!'

"How many times do I have to beep you?"

'Have you googled me to see how old I was when I was born?'

'I don't care if an app on your phone is monitoring you, you still need a baby sitter when your father and I are gone.'

'That's my resume.'

Phone Mittens

'Sending someone to his room was a punishment when I was a kid.'

"I was raised in New York and Nancy is from L.A., but we're bringing up the children bicoastal."

"Your daughter called—you promised to play phone tag with her today."

"Santa said to stop making toys. From here on out we'll be making computers and phones. Does anyone know anything about technology?"

"Are we there yet? Are we there yet?..."

"We're going to start with the birds and the bees and then work our way up to the new reproductive technologies."