Modern Families Pillows

'No, the divorce isn't your fault. Of course, you didn't help things by finding Daddy with Mrs. Ferguson.'

"As a blended family, we've learned to set limits. I limit myself to margaritas and he limits himself to mojitos."

"Is he talking yet? I was hoping he could help me with my new phone."

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

'He's not talking yet, but his texting skills are excellent...'

"Hang on. Mommy's just checking to see if she's still relevant to the outside world."

Amazon Drones Delivering Babies

"Oh, Frank, look! He's sending his first tweet!"

Believe it or not: Once upon a time Dads couldn't even boil water.

"He just said his first word!"

A child sitting on a swing - while playing with a hand-held electronic device or phone

"I couldn't find the phone charger, but I was able to locate all the mouses the kids lost over the years."

"You may now kiss the bride."

"Never mind Benjamin – he just lawyers-up to get attention."

'Those are my triplets. Com, Net and Org Barnes.'

Kid is 'Born to Text'.

'We're playing I'm a mummy with lots of different daddies!'

INTERNET MARRIAGE.

"I'm used to falling asleep with the TV on. Read me an infomercial."

"I guess families do come in all shapes and sizes."

"I brought frankincense." "I brought gold." "I brought diapers!" "A wise woman!"

"Is the Itsy Bitsy Spider obsessive-compulsive?"

"With the baby-cam, there is no privacy."

"Where am I going to college? I thought this was college."

You're right-this is way better than a standing desk.

"Now, Mrs. Stevens, go to work, relax, and leave the social engineering to us."

"How many times do I have to beep you?"

Sonographer and pregnant couple looking at images of the fetus on a screen with options to share the image on various social media platforms

'I don't care if an app on your phone is monitoring you, you still need a baby sitter when your father and I are gone.'

"Santa said to stop making toys. From here on out we'll be making computers and phones. Does anyone know anything about technology?"

"I was raised in New York and Nancy is from L.A., but we're bringing up the children bicoastal."

"Are we there yet? Are we there yet?..."

"So...that's B11, C8, F5, and A3?"

'Sending someone to his room was a punishment when I was a kid.'

Phone Mittens