Modern Family Life Pillows

"Good night, Mommy. Good night, Daddy."

"Stop fact-checking my story."

"I was raised in New York and Nancy is from L.A., but we're bringing up the children bicoastal."

"Don't forget to come back."

"I built this tree house for my kids. But it's so private, I've decided to use it as my home office."

"Is he talking yet? I was hoping he could help me with my new phone."

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

"Hold it right there, ma'am! If you get too close to the artwork, I'll have to ask you to leave the gallery."

"I spilled a red dot of paint, so I painted the whole room so you wouldn't notice it."

Mum and baby both have pacifier.

'Are you finished eating yet, sweetie?...Guess that answers THAT question!'

"Frankly, now that he's an obnoxious teenager, I find it more and more difficult to muster the urge to protect him..."

"I know what this is, it's what mum and dad call 'working from home'...

"Someone once told me that kids grow up so quickly. I hope there's some truth to that."

'Do you remember when our time away from the office was our time...'

Weekday Morning Hell Bingo

"No, there was no 'Buy One, Get One Free.' You're twins."

"There's smart phones and smart cars, so why can't there be smart rooms that clean themselves?"

T"ruly, Susan, I envy no man."

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

"Someday she'll solve the world's problems."

Hungry child

Do you mind if we stop calling this a "starter house" now?

'Mom, Dad! Look what I created in lab today!'

Man dreams of romance whilst a woman dreams of romance and babies.

"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out."

"Well, I'm thinking about boarding school. Though I'm not sure they accept adults."

'Like death by salad.'

True confessions.

Giving birth with your husband present may be more painful.

"I don't know, kids. I've been a stay-at-home dad for so long it just sort of... happened."

'She finds it really easy to juggle her kids with her career now she's joined the circus.'

"Well, I had 'the talk' with him.

'I can't control my anger when people get too close to my kids...'

'That reminds me, the seat broke on mine. I must make time to get it repaired.'